I couldn’t resist making this.
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Um. Daft.
I’d vote for Obama if I lived in the States… but this kind of video is just silly. Try it with Chubby Checker music instead… nevermind, still won’t work.
Um, okay. So I guess you just learned how to use Final Cut Pro?
What exactly was the point of this?
Nice shot of a pregnant, pre-Trig Bristol Palin. Have the results of that DNA test come back yet???? I still want to know who Trig’s mother is.
And the t-shirt pic of Palin showing her in her “I may be broke, but I’m not flat busted” logo’d t-shirt was nice. Too bad you couldn’t find one of her competing in the Wasilla Oktoberfest Wet T-Shirt Competition. THAT would have been some quality videography!!
Like it!
Meh…..Epic fail…
I’m sure that something got lost in the translation with this video.
Maybe the packets containing the video’s point got lost? Try reposting.
Helserman = “I couldn’t resist making this”
You should have! You have my sympathy – it must be difficult going though life with an empty brain.
Helzerman,
This just shows, once again, that “art” is in the eye of the beholder. I don’t care for Palin. Yet, even to me this was obviously a smear. The soundtrack was even worse. Granted, some people will enjoy this and rave about it. Just don’t count me in that group.
OK, you don’t like women in politics. We see that. What else you got?
Worst episode ever!
Yeah, let’s needlessly focus on the 17 year old unwed pregnant daughter just a little bit more. You’ve haven’t made her life a TOTAL living hell yet…
Well done – and delightful.
You can especially tell by the self-pitying tone of the whines.
Didn’t see the video, don’t want to. I’m just happy to see the Palin bubble starting to burst.
Palin is a GOP pick with no substance and all for show. They are now keeping her off the camera. Last night was the first clear example.
The funniest of the rightwing wankers, this morning, is #10. Obviously, hasn’t figured out how to click on the masthead link.
Next time try using music with the video. you also forgot to add pictures of white militia and the KKK. Don’t you know anything about White America? Dope!
#12 – Angus
>>Yeah, let’s needlessly focus on the 17 year
>>old unwed pregnant daughter just a little bit
>>more.
Confession is good for the soul.
And if there’s nothing to confess, let’s see the results of the DNA test.
If we can’t trust Palin to tell the truth about who her own children are, should we trust her to answer those 3am phone calls with her finger on the Red Button???
This is stupid and unfair and pointless. It doesn’t lend credibility to any site that hosts it.
we’ll give you the dna as soon as we get osappo’s dna for his children WTF
What a brave man you are, Helzerman. As I point out, the Dems are the party of hate. Thanks for providing further confirmation.
So Dems attack children, women, Christians… funny how my challenge to the leftist bloggers here like Uncle Dave is never met: I challenge you to post a hit piece on Islam. What’s that? You won’t? Why not? Is it because you are afraid?
[Helzerman is not a man. - ed.]
One of the best things about living in Wis.is that you only hear rap if you want to.
I’ve never bought into the hype surrounding Palin, but the more people unfairly attack her, the more pissed I become.
Have we degenerated in to a bunch of childish trolls, taking pleasure in trashing people and their families, just because we don’t agree with them politically.
Trashing others is like spitting into a mirror, it only reflects poorly upon us…
#17, Ah yes, because this is almost as relevant as who’s giving the president a bj. From what I hear there are many things you can legitimately criticize her for, so why do you have to bother with this crap?
JOHN,
CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR WEB-BLOG BACK FROM THESE MORONS?!?
THIS ISN’T DIGG.COM, WE DON’T WANT TO READ ABOUT OBAMA EVERY DAY.
I didn’t get it. Maybe I should learn to speak crim ghetto?
I don’t get it. Republicans are nearly all white. Is that it?
Like I proved last week: Liberals fail at humor.
#19 – cg
>>we’ll give you the dna as soon as we get
>>osappo’s dna for his children WTF
wtf is right. Nobody’s ever accused Michelle Obama with lying about her children.
The gauntlet has been thrown down at Bimbette Palin’s feet.
She can run and try to hide.
Or she can set everything straight with a simple cheek swab.
The fact that she chooses to run and hide speaks volumes.
#27 – Jimmie Colina
>>Like I proved last week: Liberals fail at
>>humor.
I think if there’s one thing that the entirety of dvorak dot org slash blog can agree on, it’s that you’ve never proven anything.
You’ve never even made a point.
Of course, you do post pretty good for a bot.
#28 “wtf is right. Nobody’s ever accused Michelle Obama with lying about her children.”
Okay, I hereby formerly accuse Mrs. Obama of the same thing.
Please, start calling for her to do a DNA test.
Waiting…
#30 – Cow Paddy
That’s just stupid. I hereby accuse you of having sex with other cows in your paddock. Please provide proof to the contrary. And I accuse your mother of having sex with a Brahma bull, resulting in you as offspring. That’s about on par with your silly comment.
Now. Back to reality.
There has been a firestorm of worldwide controversy over whether or not Bristol Palin is actually the mother of Trig (with photo evidence suggesting that she is). And that Palin is lying about it, in some misguided attempt to deny (although it’s not feasible with the second Bristol child) the obvious and placate her far-rightwing kook supporter base.
And she’s running for VP.
Easy enough myth to debunk, if in fact it is a myth.
I don’t think America needs a “sexy librarian” version of Dick Cheney (with only the dishonesty part, not the brains).
So easy to debunk, so hard to run away from.
Mustard you dolt, we all know osappa is queer where do his kids come from
I’ve listened to the audio twice and can’t tell what “equations” they are making. The video maker has given her intention in a blog post at the Flicker Link. While nice and correct, it doesn’t match the video.
I didn’t register so I could comment, but I’d like to hear the rest of the rap. Sounds good, but like most music, doesn’t mean a thing.
After “White America” what is communicated? Not what the video author says, and nothing that I could determine.
Nice video, devoid of meaning.
#33 – Bobster
>>I’d like to hear the rest of the rap.
You’ll have to download it from iTunes, but here are the lyrics:
**************************************
America, hahaha, we love you, how many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful
Country of ours, the stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect,
The women and men who have broke their neck’s for the freedom of speech the United States
Government has sworn to uphold, or
(Yo’, I want everybody to listen to the words of this song) so we’re told…
I never would’ve dreamed in a million years I’d see,
So many motherfuckin’ people who feel like me, who share the same views
And the same exact beliefs, it’s like a fuckin’ army marchin’ in back of me, so many lives I
Touch, so much anger aimed, in no particular direction, just sprays and sprays, and straight
Through your radio waves it plays and plays, ’till it stays stuck in your head for days and
Days, who would of thought, standing in this mirror bleachin’ my hair, with some peroxide,
Reaching for a t-shirt to wear, that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this, how
Could I predict my words would have an impact like this, I must’ve struck a chord, with somebody
Up in the office, cause congress keeps telling me I ain’t causin’ nuthin’ but problems, and now
They’re sayin’ I’m in trouble with the government, I’m lovin’ it, I shoveled shit all my life,
And now I’m dumping it on…
[Chorus]
White America, I could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this,
White America, Erica loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get, white America, I
Could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this, white America, Erica
Loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get…
Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself, if they were brown, Shady lose, Shady
Sits on the shelf, but Shady’s cute, Shady knew, Shady’s dimple’s would help, make ladies swoon
Baby, {ooh baby}, look at my sales, let’s do the math, if I was black, I would’ve sold half, I
Ain’t have to graduate from Lincoln high school to know that, but I could rap, so fuck school,
I’m too cool to go back, gimme the mic, show me where the fuckin’ studio’s at, when I was
Underground, no one gave a fuck I was white, no labels wanted to sign me, almost gave up, I was
Like, fuck it, until I met Dre, the only one to look past, gave me a chance, and I lit a fire up
Under his ass, helped him get back to the top, every fan black that I got, was probably his in
Exchange for every white fan that he’s got, like damn, we just swapped, sittin’ back lookin’ at
Shit, wow, I’m like my skin is it starting to work to my benefit now, it’s…
[Chorus]
See the problem is, I speak to suburban kids, who otherwise would of never knew these words
Exist, whose mom’s probably would of never gave two squirts of piss, ’till I created so much
Motherfuckin’ turbulence, straight out the tube, right into your living room I came, and kids
Flipped when they knew I was produced by Dre, that’s all it took, and they were instantly hooked
Right in, and they connected with me too because I looked like them, that’s why they put my
Lyrics up under this microscope, searchin’ with a fine tooth comb, its like this rope, waitin’
To choke, tightening around my throat, watching me while I write this, like I don’t like this,
Nope, all I hear is, lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy, sponsors working ’round the clock, to
Try to stop my concerts early, surely hip-hop was never a problem in Harlem, only in Boston,
After it bothered the fathers of daughters starting to blossom, so now I’m catchin’ the flack
From these activists when they raggin’, actin’ like I’m the first rapper to smack a bitch, or
Say faggot, shit, just look at me like I’m your closest pal, the posterchild, the motherfuckin’
Spokesman now for…
[Chorus]
So to the parents of America, I am the derringer aimed at little Erica, to attack her
Character, the ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns, sent to lead the march right up to
The steps of congress, and piss on the lawns of the White House, to burn the casket and replace
It with a parental advisory sticker, to spit liquor in the faces of in this democracy of
Hypocrisy, fuck you Ms. Cheney, fuck you Tipper Gore, fuck you with the freest of speech this
Divided states of embarrassment will allow me to have, fuck you, [vocal melody],
He, hahaha, I’m just playin’ America, you know I love you…
#34 Mister Mustard
Thanks for posting that bit of enlightenment. We may now conclude that black people have the most racist culture on the planet. Thanks for clearing that up.
This is good news for white liberals because now you are no longer required to feel guilty. Free at last, free at last…
Glad that’s over.
#35 “We may now conclude that black people have the most racist culture on the planet. ”
I don’t know about that. The most self destructive, sure. Racist? More like tribalism.
If you aren’t part of the same tribe you kill each other.
That’s why sub Saharan Africa is a mess. Take stone age tribes and add tech & weapons above a spear and you get mass genocide.
#35 – Numbnuts
>>We may now conclude that black people have the
>>most racist culture on the planet. Thanks for
>>clearing that up.
Uhhhhh….Eminem is white, genius.
I guess from your and CowPaddy O’Furniture’s comments, we may assume that you are both KKK Grand Wizards. Right?
>>Free at last, free at last…
I don’t think you’ve ever felt any guilt over your racism and idiocy. You’ve been free all along.
#36 Patty-O
Self destructive tribalism does seem to be a more accurate term. Now a days the word racist is only good for shaking down corporations and increasing white unemployment.
#37 Mister Mustard
Wow! You are promoting me to KKK Grand Wizard. Does this require attending a special school? I prefer the one you attended so I can grow up an be just like you.
#34–Mustard==thanks. I was getting all ready to congratulate some out of the ghetto “N’s” for some good work.
But its Eminem! And yes, many that know music say he is genius.
Well==from the words, this song really isn’t about America. Its another rap song glorifying the rap artist. Rather typical. Good beat though.
I think a song has to say more than “F— America” to be a critical analysis of American social attitudes.
Normally, it takes more than two words to approach a relevant idea. Thats what is wrong with most music and even poetry. An abstract reference/allusion to is not a coherent argument.
But I see the attraction. Are there any good black rappers?
#38 “Self destructive tribalism does seem to be a more accurate term.”
According to the anthropologists we are migrated from Africa. The natives in Africa represent the oldest, and most backward civilizations on the planet. They never advanced beyond the stone age.
The only thing that makes sense is that outward migrations were prompted by something that attracted the most inteligent at the time. It was a case of “brain drain” on a continental scale.
So, it is that or, mankind didn’t originate in Africa. Take your pick.
#40 – O’Furniture
>>According to the anthropologists we are
>>migrated from Africa.
So, you’re saying you’ve got one in the woodpile?
Yikes! That’s not going to go over very well with the guys in your Klavern, I’ll bet.
#41 “That’s not going to go over very well with the guys in your Klavern, I’ll bet.”
Naw, there’s two bruthas in ours. No problem.
#40 Paddy-O
I have no doubt that Africa will always remain mostly a poor tribal civilization.
One major problem hard to overcome is that they possess an abundance of corrupt dictators bent on making sure the status quo remains the same no matter how much aid the outside world coughs up.
#42 contemp
I agree. I think the reason it is a major problem is that your typical native can’t envision a group as large as a country. Tribalism keeps them at each others throats withing the “country”. The dictators play one tribe against the other and the people can never unite to throw the bums out.
At this point the only thing to do is stip the continent of all tech above the stone age and seal off the place from the outside world.
Let them evolve naturally without outside interference. Eventually (thousands of years) they will be ready to join advanced civilization.
#39, Bobbo,
But its Eminem! And yes, many that know music say he is genius.
I couldn’t give one toilet bowl’s worth to find out which idiots think any rap is music. It isn’t! Geeze, it doesn’t even qualify as bad poetry.
Suggesting rap is music or Eminem is a genius is on par with expecting Cow-Paddy or Lyin’ Mike to come with an intelligent thought. It just ain’t going to happen.
#45 “I couldn’t give one toilet bowl’s worth to find out which idiots think any rap is music. It isn’t! Geeze, it doesn’t even qualify as bad poetry.”
Well, we agree on something.
Mr Confusion appears to think everyone should think like him. As if his life is the life everyone leads.
Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt. ~Benjamin Franklin
Sounds as Mr Franklin knows Mr Confusion all too well.
ya know, im all for freedom of speech, expression, etc. but this kind of stuff need not be posted by MODERATORS of this board. and where is J.C. dvorak in all this? this is his blog, his name, his image, but i dont think his ideas? i can understand putting up news videos and such, but a created video that does not seem to express the views of john c. isnt very funny. and frankly, should get helzerman banned for good. there are other people out there that can moderate and express johns views without doing crap like this….
#48, mad,
ya know, im all for freedom of speech, expression, etc. but this kind of stuff need not be posted by MODERATORS of this board.
That is pure hypocrisy. Freedom of speech not allows Dvorak to have this blog, but also allows him the option of allowing his editors to post whatever topics they chose. Freedom of speech also allows you to NOT be forced to listen / read the post itself or any of the comments.
Helzerman posted something people thought enough of to generate at least 48 comments. Although most of these comments are negative, they are also relevant and fully deserving. And some people did enjoy this post.
Remember, freedom of speech doesn’t only apply to what we want to hear / read. It applies especially to that which we disagree with.
#48 Mad -this blog isn’t here to “express John’s views.” It if were, he would be the only one writing it. That’s also why we all post under our own names so you can see who is posting what. Now you know not to like my stuff, but you can still like Dvorak’s. Simple.
On to other points…
A. I’m not a man. This is me: http://tinyurl.com/3rjgsc
B. I’m not a Democrat,
C. But I am voting for Obama (if for no other reason, I don’t want Palin to get her hands on the nuclear codes and attack Putin since she can “see Russia from her house”)
D. I (of course) do not object to women in office.
E. The video is about American Idol style politics and how easily voters are swayed by looks and spin. In case you have not been watching the news lately, the block of voters McCain won over initially with the introduction of Palin, were white women -thus my sarcastic video. It was not racist any more than the media pointing out the demographic was. My video was just more sarcastic.
F. Was my video tasteless/rude/good/bad/funny? Matter of opinion. I’m not a comedian, so the merit of the video is fairly up for debate, but
G. I’m not racist, sexist, male, or a democrat (not that being a democrat or male would be as bad at the first two items on the list lol).
Thanks for getting all riled up, though. The comments were fun to read.
#50 “B. I’m not a Democrat,”
Did someone on this thread accuse you of that?
#51 – hmmm… I could have sworn there was a Dem comment up toward the top. Could be it was in another post or I’m loosing my mind (either is plausible), but I don’t see it there now. :-/
#52 “Could be it was in another post or I’m loosing my mind (either is plausible),”
Sometimes when a Dem realize what kind of party they belong to they go into denial and start seeing things that aren’t there.
Hmmm…
#50–helzerman==you say: “G. I’m not racist, sexist, male, or a democrat (not that being a democrat or male would be as bad at the first two items on the list lol).”
Even if what you say is absolutely the truth, you would be better served to act as if you possibly might be a little bit of each of those things.
Its how to best guard against them.
#54 Alright bobbo, you got me. I’m a little bit male (but don’t tell anyone).
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