Warning: audio is NSFW!

I couldn’t resist making this.




  1. billabong says:

    One of the best things about living in Wis.is that you only hear rap if you want to.

  2. BigBoyBC says:

    I’ve never bought into the hype surrounding Palin, but the more people unfairly attack her, the more pissed I become.

    Have we degenerated in to a bunch of childish trolls, taking pleasure in trashing people and their families, just because we don’t agree with them politically.

    Trashing others is like spitting into a mirror, it only reflects poorly upon us…

  3. BryanP says:

    #17, Ah yes, because this is almost as relevant as who’s giving the president a bj. From what I hear there are many things you can legitimately criticize her for, so why do you have to bother with this crap?

  4. STEVE says:

    JOHN,

    CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR WEB-BLOG BACK FROM THESE MORONS?!?

    THIS ISN’T DIGG.COM, WE DON’T WANT TO READ ABOUT OBAMA EVERY DAY.

  5. Paddy-O says:

    I didn’t get it. Maybe I should learn to speak crim ghetto?

  6. Greg Allen says:

    I don’t get it. Republicans are nearly all white. Is that it?

  7. James Hill says:

    Like I proved last week: Liberals fail at humor.

  8. #19 – cg

    >>we’ll give you the dna as soon as we get
    >>osappo’s dna for his children WTF

    wtf is right. Nobody’s ever accused Michelle Obama with lying about her children.

    The gauntlet has been thrown down at Bimbette Palin’s feet.

    She can run and try to hide.

    Or she can set everything straight with a simple cheek swab.

    The fact that she chooses to run and hide speaks volumes.

  9. #27 – Jimmie Colina

    >>Like I proved last week: Liberals fail at
    >>humor.

    I think if there’s one thing that the entirety of dvorak dot org slash blog can agree on, it’s that you’ve never proven anything.

    You’ve never even made a point.

    Of course, you do post pretty good for a bot.

  10. Paddy-O says:

    #28 “wtf is right. Nobody’s ever accused Michelle Obama with lying about her children.”

    Okay, I hereby formerly accuse Mrs. Obama of the same thing.

    Please, start calling for her to do a DNA test.

    Waiting…

  11. #30 – Cow Paddy

    That’s just stupid. I hereby accuse you of having sex with other cows in your paddock. Please provide proof to the contrary. And I accuse your mother of having sex with a Brahma bull, resulting in you as offspring. That’s about on par with your silly comment.

    Now. Back to reality.

    There has been a firestorm of worldwide controversy over whether or not Bristol Palin is actually the mother of Trig (with photo evidence suggesting that she is). And that Palin is lying about it, in some misguided attempt to deny (although it’s not feasible with the second Bristol child) the obvious and placate her far-rightwing kook supporter base.

    And she’s running for VP.

    Easy enough myth to debunk, if in fact it is a myth.

    I don’t think America needs a “sexy librarian” version of Dick Cheney (with only the dishonesty part, not the brains).

    So easy to debunk, so hard to run away from.

  12. cg says:

    Mustard you dolt, we all know osappa is queer where do his kids come from

  13. bobbo says:

    I’ve listened to the audio twice and can’t tell what “equations” they are making. The video maker has given her intention in a blog post at the Flicker Link. While nice and correct, it doesn’t match the video.

    I didn’t register so I could comment, but I’d like to hear the rest of the rap. Sounds good, but like most music, doesn’t mean a thing.

    After “White America” what is communicated? Not what the video author says, and nothing that I could determine.

    Nice video, devoid of meaning.

  14. #33 – Bobster

    >>I’d like to hear the rest of the rap.

    You’ll have to download it from iTunes, but here are the lyrics:

    **************************************

    America, hahaha, we love you, how many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful
    Country of ours, the stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect,
    The women and men who have broke their neck’s for the freedom of speech the United States
    Government has sworn to uphold, or

    (Yo’, I want everybody to listen to the words of this song) so we’re told…

    I never would’ve dreamed in a million years I’d see,
    So many motherfuckin’ people who feel like me, who share the same views
    And the same exact beliefs, it’s like a fuckin’ army marchin’ in back of me, so many lives I
    Touch, so much anger aimed, in no particular direction, just sprays and sprays, and straight
    Through your radio waves it plays and plays, ’till it stays stuck in your head for days and
    Days, who would of thought, standing in this mirror bleachin’ my hair, with some peroxide,
    Reaching for a t-shirt to wear, that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this, how
    Could I predict my words would have an impact like this, I must’ve struck a chord, with somebody
    Up in the office, cause congress keeps telling me I ain’t causin’ nuthin’ but problems, and now
    They’re sayin’ I’m in trouble with the government, I’m lovin’ it, I shoveled shit all my life,
    And now I’m dumping it on…

    [Chorus]
    White America, I could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this,
    White America, Erica loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get, white America, I
    Could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this, white America, Erica
    Loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get…

    Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself, if they were brown, Shady lose, Shady
    Sits on the shelf, but Shady’s cute, Shady knew, Shady’s dimple’s would help, make ladies swoon
    Baby, {ooh baby}, look at my sales, let’s do the math, if I was black, I would’ve sold half, I
    Ain’t have to graduate from Lincoln high school to know that, but I could rap, so fuck school,
    I’m too cool to go back, gimme the mic, show me where the fuckin’ studio’s at, when I was
    Underground, no one gave a fuck I was white, no labels wanted to sign me, almost gave up, I was
    Like, fuck it, until I met Dre, the only one to look past, gave me a chance, and I lit a fire up
    Under his ass, helped him get back to the top, every fan black that I got, was probably his in
    Exchange for every white fan that he’s got, like damn, we just swapped, sittin’ back lookin’ at
    Shit, wow, I’m like my skin is it starting to work to my benefit now, it’s…

    [Chorus]

    See the problem is, I speak to suburban kids, who otherwise would of never knew these words
    Exist, whose mom’s probably would of never gave two squirts of piss, ’till I created so much
    Motherfuckin’ turbulence, straight out the tube, right into your living room I came, and kids
    Flipped when they knew I was produced by Dre, that’s all it took, and they were instantly hooked
    Right in, and they connected with me too because I looked like them, that’s why they put my
    Lyrics up under this microscope, searchin’ with a fine tooth comb, its like this rope, waitin’
    To choke, tightening around my throat, watching me while I write this, like I don’t like this,
    Nope, all I hear is, lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy, sponsors working ’round the clock, to
    Try to stop my concerts early, surely hip-hop was never a problem in Harlem, only in Boston,
    After it bothered the fathers of daughters starting to blossom, so now I’m catchin’ the flack
    From these activists when they raggin’, actin’ like I’m the first rapper to smack a bitch, or
    Say faggot, shit, just look at me like I’m your closest pal, the posterchild, the motherfuckin’
    Spokesman now for…

    [Chorus]

    So to the parents of America, I am the derringer aimed at little Erica, to attack her
    Character, the ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns, sent to lead the march right up to
    The steps of congress, and piss on the lawns of the White House, to burn the casket and replace
    It with a parental advisory sticker, to spit liquor in the faces of in this democracy of
    Hypocrisy, fuck you Ms. Cheney, fuck you Tipper Gore, fuck you with the freest of speech this
    Divided states of embarrassment will allow me to have, fuck you, [vocal melody],
    He, hahaha, I’m just playin’ America, you know I love you…

  15. contempt says:

    #34 Mister Mustard

    Thanks for posting that bit of enlightenment. We may now conclude that black people have the most racist culture on the planet. Thanks for clearing that up.

    This is good news for white liberals because now you are no longer required to feel guilty. Free at last, free at last…

    Glad that’s over.

  16. Paddy-O says:

    #35 “We may now conclude that black people have the most racist culture on the planet. ”

    I don’t know about that. The most self destructive, sure. Racist? More like tribalism.
    If you aren’t part of the same tribe you kill each other.

    That’s why sub Saharan Africa is a mess. Take stone age tribes and add tech & weapons above a spear and you get mass genocide.

  17. #35 – Numbnuts

    >>We may now conclude that black people have the
    >>most racist culture on the planet. Thanks for
    >>clearing that up.

    Uhhhhh….Eminem is white, genius.

    I guess from your and CowPaddy O’Furniture’s comments, we may assume that you are both KKK Grand Wizards. Right?

    >>Free at last, free at last…

    I don’t think you’ve ever felt any guilt over your racism and idiocy. You’ve been free all along.

  18. contempt says:

    #36 Patty-O

    Self destructive tribalism does seem to be a more accurate term. Now a days the word racist is only good for shaking down corporations and increasing white unemployment.

    #37 Mister Mustard

    Wow! You are promoting me to KKK Grand Wizard. Does this require attending a special school? I prefer the one you attended so I can grow up an be just like you.

  19. bobbo says:

    #34–Mustard==thanks. I was getting all ready to congratulate some out of the ghetto “N’s” for some good work.

    But its Eminem! And yes, many that know music say he is genius.

    Well==from the words, this song really isn’t about America. Its another rap song glorifying the rap artist. Rather typical. Good beat though.

    I think a song has to say more than “F— America” to be a critical analysis of American social attitudes.

    Normally, it takes more than two words to approach a relevant idea. Thats what is wrong with most music and even poetry. An abstract reference/allusion to is not a coherent argument.

    But I see the attraction. Are there any good black rappers?

  20. Paddy-O says:

    #38 “Self destructive tribalism does seem to be a more accurate term.”

    According to the anthropologists we are migrated from Africa. The natives in Africa represent the oldest, and most backward civilizations on the planet. They never advanced beyond the stone age.

    The only thing that makes sense is that outward migrations were prompted by something that attracted the most inteligent at the time. It was a case of “brain drain” on a continental scale.

    So, it is that or, mankind didn’t originate in Africa. Take your pick.



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