Sarah Palin: The Swimsuit Model Years

Published on September 27th, 2008
Posted by SN in Politics, Video, Whatever happened to.., humor




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# 1 doc said, on September 27th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

So does she win?

# 2 loconavi said, on September 27th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

Look at that ASS! That’s probably what convinced McCain to pick her. Good job McCain, thank you for the entertainment.

# 3 madtruckman said, on September 27th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

categorized in politics, video, and HUMOUR??? what about the category H_O_T!!!!!

# 4 Mister Mustard said, on September 27th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

Oh yeah. Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ ’bout….

# 5 Mac Guy said, on September 27th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

Eh. I’ve seen better.

# 6 Bill said, on September 27th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

It’s true, real American males don”t think with their brains…

She’s got my vote…

# 7 Mister Mustard said, on September 27th, 2008 at 9:27 pm

#6 – MacGuy

>>Eh. I’ve seen better.

On the Vice Presidential ticket? I hope you’re not taking about Dick Cheney.

# 8 Ah_Yea said, on September 27th, 2008 at 10:10 pm

Now THAT’S what I want in a Vice President!

# 9 pedro said, on September 27th, 2008 at 11:15 pm

Yeap. No need for interns in the oval office anymore. Now, that’s part of the Vice President’s job description.

# 10 sdipietr said, on September 27th, 2008 at 11:29 pm

Ah VPILF

# 11 Buzz said, on September 27th, 2008 at 11:37 pm

One thing for sure: She wasn’t very good at it then, either. She looks self-conscious and uncomfortable.

Going through the motions with a pasted smile and zero body language projection.

Look at her arms. Dead weights, like she was holding onto ten pound barbells.

One can imagine the worry running through her mind. “Smile? Check. Freeze that. Geez, does any of my pubes show? Now hold the back shot for a-one and a-two. The stuff I do to get ahead. Walk slow like over to the second spot. And a-one and a-two. Geez, I’d much rather kill a moose.”

# 12 eddie said, on September 28th, 2008 at 12:26 am

I’d hit it!

# 13 Peanut Butter and Jam said, on September 28th, 2008 at 1:03 am

Why is she wearing a swimming costume if there isn’t a swimming pool on stage?

# 14 whipjacka said, on September 28th, 2008 at 2:07 am

Why is she wearing a swimsuit when there isn’t a single pool in Alaska.

# 15 Pete said, on September 28th, 2008 at 3:51 am

I’m sure that’s what Bill Clinton wanted as a VP!

# 16 Speedo said, on September 28th, 2008 at 4:42 am

I’d suck the water out of her bathing suit.

# 17 Mr. Fusion said, on September 28th, 2008 at 5:22 am

#13,

Why is she wearing a swimming costume if there isn’t a swimming pool on stage?

It’s Alaska, where people with big and strange dream go.

# 18 Erik Blazynski said, on September 28th, 2008 at 6:06 am

Oh I didn’t know that she was a swimmer.

# 19 Personality said, on September 28th, 2008 at 6:07 am

Bush proved that ANY man can become president. Now she wants to prove that ANY woman can be vice-president.

# 20 Fraggle said, on September 28th, 2008 at 6:12 am

Meh, flabby thighs.

# 21 The Warden said, on September 28th, 2008 at 6:15 am

I am telling ya and everyone that will listen/read is that McCain needs to win so that she is the VP for a simple reason. Terrorists and American haters will be so in lust with her that they will spend more time masturbating to her picture than building bombs or handling weapons. Just drop pictures of her in a wet t shirt over hostile lands and we will have peace!

# 22 Tommy said, on September 28th, 2008 at 6:20 am

Are you my mommy?

# 23 James Hill said, on September 28th, 2008 at 9:02 am

Looks like SN shot a load on his keyboard when adding the category for the post.

In New York that counts as a vote.

[Har! Sometimes WordPress does what it wants. Fixed. - ed.]

# 24 Special Ed said, on September 28th, 2008 at 9:26 am

I’d make soup out of her dirty underwear.

# 25 clone4crw said, on September 28th, 2008 at 10:12 am

She’s better than Hillary Clinton

# 26 Digby said, on September 28th, 2008 at 11:43 am

Well, we can all see why she is a much better choice than “Plugs” Biden. McCain, you did well choosing a VP who AMERICA LOVES! And all you Marxist Hussein fans out there, enjoy your twisted panties and your nasty snit.

# 27 Greg Allen said, on September 28th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

I love that the trumpeter made no attempt to hide the sexual voyeurism of these pageants.

# 28 right said, on September 28th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

Hopefully the headlines tomorrow will say some thing like:

Failin’ Palin’s Bailin’!

# 29 hhopper said, on September 28th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

I wonder how many idiots will vote for McCain only because Palin is a MILF.

# 30 Mister Ketchup said, on September 28th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

#29 – If she would dye her hair blonde and show some cleavage, THEN I would vote for her, er him. :)

# 31 Mister Mustard said, on September 28th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

#26 – DigDug

>>McCain, you did well choosing a VP who
>>AMERICA LOVES!

Haw! Start thinking with the big head instead of the little head, dude.

If McBush picked somebody with Palin’s résumé and looked like Dick Cheney, how many people would be paying any attention after the intitial laugh??

# 32 pedro said, on September 28th, 2008 at 10:25 pm

#31 High on getting sarcasm, I see.

# 33 Don said, on September 28th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

Well, if she begged…….

She really appears to be in over her head. I am a little nervous about having her in the hotseat if McCain has a grabber in the middle of a crisis.

But Obama is such an empty suit. He is not a leader, he’s a cheerleader. He has zero concrete accomplishments on his resume. It was a really odd primary season this year.

Don

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