White guy caught dancing

By Sunday September 28, 2008

This is pretty much a composite of every a-hole who thinks he has rhythm and needs to make a fool of himself in public places.

Found by Aric Mackey.



37 Comments
  1. Awake says:
    9/28/2008 at 12:23 pm

    My wife is a classically trained professional ballerina (now retired)… she thinks the guy is ‘adorable’… basically just because he IS dancing and having fun to the music.
    She would also like to see the people that are so judgmental of him, when they are at a party… probably just standing around, swishing expensive wine, not being able to move one foot when they play some fun music.

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  2. bobbo says:
    9/28/2008 at 12:33 pm

    Can’t we stop all this hatred towards white guys? You cannot dance without rhythm. We all have our own innate rhythm coded in our individual DNA. Your rhythm may not include repetitive movements coincident with the beat of the song playing—its called counterpoint.

    I recall part of the famous quote for how to be happy: “Dance like no one is looking.”

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  3. Zappa says:
    9/28/2008 at 12:35 pm

    the guy looks like that guy from weekend at bernies movie

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  4. jpfitz says:
    9/28/2008 at 12:37 pm

    Hey he’s having fun and that’s all that counts.
    And Dvorak I bet u can’t have that much fun without a few glasses of wine.

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  5. Paddy-O says:
    9/28/2008 at 12:37 pm

    #22 “Can’t we stop all this hatred towards white guys? You cannot dance without rhythm.”

    It’s not hatred, just fact. White people have been civilized longer. We are far removed, time wise, from being part of primitive tribal life dancing around the fire and shrinking heads.

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  6. hhopper says:
    9/28/2008 at 1:08 pm

    Hey, the guy wasn’t dancing. Someone put a sandspur in his jock strap.

    …and Donald O’Conner was pretty damn cool.

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  7. tbaley says:
    9/28/2008 at 1:21 pm

    Let me see if I have this right: (1) he’s having fun, (2) he doesn’t care what you think, (3) he moves better than you or me, (4) he’s not hurting you. C’mon, you old curmudgeon!

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  8. brendal says:
    9/28/2008 at 1:46 pm

    Speaking of which…that leaves me wondering…wouldn’t I love to see the security video of me jumping that underground turnstile in Bilbao?? ;)

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  9. bobo says:
    9/28/2008 at 2:00 pm

    Why all the hate Mr. Dvoark?

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  10. satman says:
    9/28/2008 at 5:31 pm

    The oldest email in my inbox says it all:

    Sing like nobody’s listening,
    Live like it’s Heaven on Earth,
    Work like you don’t need money,
    Love like you’ve never been hurt,
    And dance like no one’s watching.

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  11. BdgBill says:
    9/28/2008 at 6:06 pm

    It looks like the store is closed or empty to me. I would not dance in public for many thousands of dollars but I dance in private all the time. It’s the only way I can get my apartment cleaned.

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  12. Chilli says:
    9/28/2008 at 6:50 pm

    Man, Mick Jagger’s put on weight.

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  13. Hugh Ripper says:
    9/28/2008 at 6:52 pm

    #25 the racist subtext of your comment boggles the mind. So non-whites are uncivilized and primitive eh?

    I suspect this ‘lack of rhythm’ observed in white folks has a lot to do with emotional repression and religious ‘hatred of the body’ which, agreed, is a byproduct of western society. In this regard I see those with rhythm to be socially advanced and not primitive at all.

    Paddy-O, I propose that you, sir, have the one with a shrunken head.

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  14. Mister Mustard says:
    9/28/2008 at 8:12 pm

    Yeah, man. Everybody knows only black people have “rhythm”, right?

    Although I have to admit, when I see this guy, I feel much the same as I do when I see Palin being interviewed.

    Air drums???

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  15. justEd says:
    9/29/2008 at 12:50 am

    It’s OK us white guys can take a joke. When other groups learn how to take a joke it will truly be a better world.

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  16. bonkersbrit says:
    9/29/2008 at 3:19 am

    This guy should be Obama’s candidate for VP. There would be a landslide for the democrats.

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  17. Paddy-O says:
    9/29/2008 at 4:31 am

    #33 “So non-whites are uncivilized and primitive eh?”

    Your words, not mine. I never talked abuot any group except whites…

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