Which Computer Operating System Reflects The Candidates?

By Friday October 3, 2008

Since McCain admitted earlier this year he is less than conversant with the Interwebitubes and those funny boxes they call ‘computers’, perhaps his should be DOS. Or CP/M?



45 Comments
  1. Cursor_ says:
    10/3/2008 at 10:14 am

    Obama = Nintendo NES (Game Only System)
    McCain = ENIVAC (Archaic Workhorse)
    Biden = TRS-80 (Archaic Crap, Tape Deck Data)
    Palin = Macbook Air (Slick, good looking, useless)

    Cursor_

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  2. MarkP says:
    10/3/2008 at 10:24 am

    #16 “Who’s Linux?” Ralph Nader…

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  3. Paddy-O says:
    10/3/2008 at 10:27 am

    #21 “Who’s Linux?” Ralph Nader…”

    No, Nader is a program, extremely subject to GIGO.

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  4. Joe says:
    10/3/2008 at 10:41 am

    If you’re saying McCain and Palin are the choice of the vast majority of voters, yeah, I’ll go along with that.

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  5. MACbeth says:
    10/3/2008 at 10:48 am

    Personally, I don’t think any of the candidates this year deserve to represent Mac OS X, the most advanced operating system in the world. Obama’s face next to it is a disgrace and McCain’s face within a 5 mile radius of it is even more of a disgrace.

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  6. QB says:
    10/3/2008 at 11:21 am

    #21 “Who’s Linux?” Ralph Nader…”

    Nah, he’s gnu.

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  7. lock_down says:
    10/3/2008 at 11:27 am

    Biden has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down.

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  8. zorkor says:
    10/3/2008 at 12:11 pm

    Thats ultra funny. Thanks alot. Its been quite a while we havent seen any funny stuff here. All depressing stuff. This one was good.

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  9. Joe says:
    10/3/2008 at 12:31 pm

    If you mean McCain and Palin are the right choice for the vast majority, then yes, this is perfectly accurate. Well done!

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  10. JimD says:
    10/3/2008 at 12:31 pm

    Nah !!! McCain’s ‘Puter is an ABACUS !!! And his Cell Phone is a HOLLOW LOG DRUM !!!

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  11. John Paradox says:
    10/3/2008 at 12:41 pm

    Shouldn’t Palin be Windows ME?

    J/P=?

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  12. James Hill says:
    10/3/2008 at 1:24 pm

    Angry liberals really do hate women. Looks like some of you are coming out of the closet.

    Guess that makes you all Vista users.

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  13. jbellies says:
    10/3/2008 at 1:50 pm

    McCain = Microsoft Bob

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  14. admfubar says:
    10/3/2008 at 2:31 pm

    all of them are windows of some sort, infected with lobbiest virus……..

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  15. QB says:
    10/3/2008 at 4:16 pm

    James Hill, you lost me buddy. Angry women hating liberal gay men coming out of the closet? Is that right? Or is it angry liberal hating gay women who haven’t been in the closet?

    Can you clarify?

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  16. Pierre B says:
    10/3/2008 at 5:12 pm

    McCain should be Windows ME.

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  17. OvenMaster says:
    10/3/2008 at 6:03 pm

    #6,8,11: you guys are too advanced. Think smoke signals.

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  18. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz says:
    10/3/2008 at 6:38 pm

    I’m offended that Obama is compared to Communist/NAZI OS. WTF!!!

    Should be like a linux or a mainframe

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  19. Mister Mustard says:
    10/3/2008 at 6:39 pm

    #35 – Cubie

    >>Can you clarify?

    James Hill does not clarify. Consider yourself lucky that he deigns to speak in your presence. I’m sure he notes your worship.

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  20. tdkyo says:
    10/3/2008 at 7:09 pm

    Giving McCain Vista is overly generous, to the Senator.

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