Yeah. Like you didn’t see this coming. As Sarah might say, “Aw shucks, [wink] you betcha.”
Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike, titled “Nailin’ Paylin.” The spelling is sic and so is Hustler.
The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” In another scene — a flashback — “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”
There’s also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.
Pr0n star Nina Hartley, once arrested in Vegas, of all places, for — I kid you not — “felony lesbianism” will play Hillary.
Read part of the script. Quote: “I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America’s diverse tools, big and small.” and “MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!”
Is it even vaguely possible this election could get any more crazy? I sure hope so! You betcha!
