Long Ditton family find ‘Satan’s car’ parked in front of their home
A Christian family are concerned dark forces are behind a devilish looking car that has sat in front of their house for a month.
Julian Clarke, from Long Ditton, is concerned about a black Pontiac Trans Am that has been anonymously parked in his road.
The sinister vehicle has blacked out windows, 666 on the number plate, devils on all four wheels and has been stationary for a month.
“I go to church and I’m quaking in my boots,” said Mr Clarke.
“The car is like the spawn of the devil, it couldn’t look more evil if it tried. The only way it could look worse would be if it had horns.”
Mr Clarke said he did not take much notice at first but as Halloween approaches, his fears are growing.
“I’m beginning to think there is something dark and unexplained happening here. We want it moved from outside our house,” he said.
Hey I’m a good christian and I kick ass everyday for the lord…not.A couple of boobs being hosed by someone who knows what gullible tools they are.
Without pictures this story is a failure.
I find it funny that people who talk the most about how religious they are tend also to be the ones who are most worried about things being “Satanic” and evil. If they are holier-than-thou wouldn’t their faith keep them safe?
They don’t make satan cars anymore…AMC went out of business long ago.
I don’t care for religion that much but one does have to ask the question: Do you really think Satan gets around town in a car? A fallen archangel from the highest chorus of angels drives around town in a Trans Am? Those religious people sure are dumb.
The only thing more ominous looking is a volvo.
What happens to it if it is doused in gasoline? Just asking.
Someone parked in his spot over in front of 666.
It has tags doesn’t it? Call and find out who it belongs to.
More likely you guys are working for an ad company without getting paid.
It wouldn’t occur to God-boy to let the air out of the car’s tires. Then if they all magically reinflated themselves, within minutes, he’d truly have to worry.
Someone has to find out who owns this car and send him the article. Betcha the thing will have chrome horns by the end of the week.
A Black pontiac trans am !With 666 plates.
Has KIT turned to the dark side?
Michael knight where are you???