Comments on: I’ll Have A Sea Kitten & Chips, Please

By: Mr. Fusion

Mr. Fusion — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:39:53 +0000

#19, small,

Thanks for the heads up. I’ll keep that in mind next time I burn a large carcass.

HINT, If you are doing this in FireFox and it tells you it is spelled wrong(wriggly red line) then just RIGHT click on the word for several suggestions on which word you really want. The same also works in Open Office. Can’t tell you about Explorer or MS Office as I don’t use them.

I couldn’t work without spell check.

By: jcj7161

jcj7161 — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 15:47:27 +0000

Reminds me that real name of the Chilean Sea Bass whose real name is the Patagonian toothfish

So the fish industry does the same thing but the opposite reason

By: small in the pants

small in the pants — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 04:04:02 +0000

I worked with a guy in Soldotna.
He swore that he once lit a cat on fire, and it ran right under his car.
I personally have never lit any of my pets on fire.
Once, though, someone hit a dog with their car at the end of my driveway and killed it.
I was worried that the owner of the dog would think that I had something to do with the death of his dog.
It was winter, Soldatna, I had a big brush pile to burn. I thought, why not?
I threw the dog carcass on top of the pile.
Not a good idea.
Wouldn’t do it again.
When a carcass gets hot, stuff comes out of the orriffices. How the hell is that word spelled?
It ain’t pretty, anyway.
If you’re thinking of disposing of a 100# body by fire, trust me, you’re gonna need a lot of wood.

By: Mr. Fusion

Mr. Fusion — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:13:00 +0000

Actually, I love kittens. Sliced thin and saute with onions and garlic over a low flame. mmmmmm

And cat eyes make a nice light snack, if you can enough of them. Just lightly coat them in bread crumbs and bake at 350 for about 8 or 9 minutes. Sprinkle some kosher salt and sit down with a good movie. Girlfriend optional. For something different, try them with blue cheese dip and celery sticks or marinara sauce and spring onions.

By: Darth Dearth

Darth Dearth — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:48:08 +0000

I’ve eaten kitten. Real kitten, not sea kitten. Gave me a heck of a furball. Coughed for hours. Finally, I had to get a fishing hook and haul it out of there. Surreal!

By: Small In the Pants

Small In the Pants — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:40:03 +0000

Many years ago, I remember hearing people talking about what good Musky bait that kittens made when rubber banded to a big hook.
The downside seemed to be that they couldn’t tread water all that long.
I’m not advocating this, just passing along something I hadn’t thought about for a long, long time that this article reminded me of.

By: Buzz

Buzz — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:22:02 +0000

We need new names for EVERYTHING. Toss the baby out with the totmarinade.

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

They’re not cows. They’re bovlovies. They’re not pigs. They’re Babes.

They’re not Repubicans; they’re Lil’ Publies.

This could go a long way toward reducing stress …oops, sorry; twitchums.

By: Cap'nKangaroo

Cap'nKangaroo — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:17:51 +0000

I’ve always been amazed at P**A’s ability to garner news headlines with ridiculous statements and campaigns. My deepest suspicion is that their fund raising revenue spikes higher the more outlandish the pronouncement.

By: Dallas

Dallas — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 18:55:53 +0000

#9 Nice find.

So now that SOB is eating kittens. How disgusting.

By: Mark

Mark — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 18:02:41 +0000

#7 – According to PETA’s site, they want people to view all fish as “sea kittens” (not just the photo in the article), claiming that fish are just as intelligent as dogs and cats. I’m not a marine biologist, but my experience with fish would say otherwise.

By: MikeR

MikeR — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:24:17 +0000

Cripes, if these folks had their way there’d be nothing to eat but Soylent Green

By: Cursor_

Cursor_ — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:02:40 +0000

And in some areas of the world cat is fair game.

Why hasn’t PETA tried to stop them?

I have eaten squirrel and rabbit and both are quite cute. Though I prefer rabbit as there is more to them than most squirrels.

I don’t care what they look like. I am an omnivore. I will eat meat and veg. Evolution has made me this way and given me a set of teeth and digestive system to handle both food sources.

Until the dutch get this lab meat to the market I will continue to have meat. It is this source of protein that sped the growth of the brain in homids in the first place!

We would NOT be able to whine and bitch on an internet without meat. End of the friggin story.

Cursor_

By: Jägermeister

Jägermeister — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 15:47:33 +0000

M-m-kitten…

By: DCI Gene Hunt

DCI Gene Hunt — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 15:35:51 +0000

Something about an organization like PETA makes me wonder if Chairman Mao knew the right way to deal with the Upper Middle Class and other stuck up wankers who live in la la land.

By: Mister Mustard

Mister Mustard — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 15:31:19 +0000

Hey, Unk! That gruesome bug-eyed monstrosity in the picture is NOT the “sea kitten” shown in the PETA article. The real one is cute. I still bet it would be tasty with chips and a beer though.