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Published on November 29th, 2008

Posted by hhopper in humor

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“If he’s levitating again I’m going to move back to my momma’s.”

“No matter how loud he yelled, Dan’s spirit could not contact his grieving wife.”

Found by Joe.

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# 1 Chris Mac said, on November 29th, 2008 at 9:06 pm

Pontiac

# 2 Jim said, on November 29th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

Elmer couldn’t wait to show Otiwa his Fright-Night impression.

# 3 rectagon said, on November 29th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

If he’s levitating again I’m going to move back to my momma’s.

# 4 Joseph said, on November 29th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

Wait wait don’t sit dowwwwn!!!

# 5 ECA said, on November 29th, 2008 at 9:48 pm

OMG,
and I thought a night out, without 5 the kids was going to be easy..

# 6 dusan maletic said, on November 29th, 2008 at 10:22 pm

#3 wins…

# 7 Ah_Yea said, on November 29th, 2008 at 11:17 pm

VIAGRA, BABY!!!

# 8 ECA said, on November 29th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

i TOLD HIM, THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM…
If it lasts more then 4 hours, GO TO THE HOSPITAL..

# 9 ECA said, on November 29th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

My mother was right…
HOW can I tell her..

# 10 cgp said, on November 30th, 2008 at 12:12 am

In Stockton, house prices are in free fall.

# 11 Hugh Ripper said, on November 30th, 2008 at 1:20 am

Emma doesn’t care much for her husbands new indoor parachuting hobby.

# 12 mthrnite said, on November 30th, 2008 at 2:02 am

Scary Aborted Landing

(crosswinds suck!)

# 13 troublemaker said, on November 30th, 2008 at 2:14 am

YEEEEHAAAA!!! BIATCH!!!

I done killed a man at Wallmart!

YEEEEHAAAA!!!

# 14 dontwc said, on November 30th, 2008 at 3:14 am

OBAMA!!!!

# 15 AphisOne said, on November 30th, 2008 at 5:04 am

Willey… are you listening to me?
Stop playing with that UFO wreckage… the baby isn’t yours!

# 16 Bertdawg said, on November 30th, 2008 at 5:09 am

Not satisfied with his second-place finish on “Dancing With The Stars,” Warren Sapp kept at it and freakishly progressed from ‘light on his feet’ to actual levitation.

# 17 Li said, on November 30th, 2008 at 5:15 am

No matter how loud he yelled, Dan’s spirit could not contact his grieving wife.

# 18 Amar said, on November 30th, 2008 at 5:18 am

Good GOD, I can’t take you anywere!

# 19 Bertdawg said, on November 30th, 2008 at 5:30 am

#17 wins. That’s perfect!

# 20 Kelvington said, on November 30th, 2008 at 5:46 am

First teaser photo from “Blackula Returns” starring Dave Chappelle and Sherri Shepard.

# 21 Jamey Lee said, on November 30th, 2008 at 5:48 am

Wife not happy with new apartment in space.

# 22 mthrnite said, on November 30th, 2008 at 6:42 am

Without his special “suction boots” on, return-air registers are FeatherMan’s kryptonite.

# 23 lever said, on November 30th, 2008 at 6:45 am

As the tornado passed the motel, a tremendous vacuum formed in the ventilation system, and the lighter occupants were sucked through the grilles like cheese through a grater.

# 24 Donal said, on November 30th, 2008 at 7:23 am

Holiday Inn Express

# 25 zeph said, on November 30th, 2008 at 7:48 am

Despite her best efforts, Lashawnda could not generate enough static electricity to keep her brother stuck to the ceiling.

# 26 Dickmnixon said, on November 30th, 2008 at 8:02 am

#17 FTW – that was so funny I a’m stealing it.

#21 – great copy – a very close second

# 27 Russell Bynum said, on November 30th, 2008 at 8:14 am

“Oh God; here comes another black stereotype…”

“This is not what I expected my first porno experience to be like…”

“I’m the ghost of Christmas Crash, beyotch!”

“Bonsai!!!”

# 28 jbellies said, on November 30th, 2008 at 8:46 am

(#12’s answer was my first thought.)

Your chicken head, unstabilized landing, what would he look like with hair? Please, lord, I’m not ready for a tech blog; please let it be the 2,700 year old marijuana stash.

# 29 M@ said, on November 30th, 2008 at 8:54 am

#3 is the best – but I’ll try a one:

“I Believe I can Fly”

# 30 tyates said, on November 30th, 2008 at 8:58 am

“Put me down you sorceress BIATCH!!”

# 31 bobbo said, on November 30th, 2008 at 9:17 am

So, gravity is not a universal law.

# 32 Ron Larson said, on November 30th, 2008 at 9:55 am

Red Bull gives you wings!

# 33 Rich said, on November 30th, 2008 at 10:35 am

Once you go black…

# 34 Rich said, on November 30th, 2008 at 10:35 am

…you may wanna go back.

# 35 Angel H. Wong said, on November 30th, 2008 at 10:59 am

Marvel decides to join the hip hop movement and recreated spiderman to be more appealing for suburban Italian American boys.

# 36 eds70 said, on November 30th, 2008 at 11:07 am

Photoshop, Photoshop, Photoshop !!!!!

# 37 Jimm said, on November 30th, 2008 at 11:58 am

Is this a new line from Fathead.com?

# 38 John Paradox said, on November 30th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

OH, lawdy (stereotype) when is that man gonna learn that Heroes is NOT a documentary?

J/P=?

# 39 OvenMaster said, on November 30th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

Shanequa fires a rocket after the party.

# 40 Bastian said, on November 30th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

Who needs a house when we got Ramada Inn!

# 41 rzwo said, on November 30th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

Berry Tate Hotel Linebacker. (brother of Terry Tate)

# 42 ECA said, on November 30th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

After watching “PETER PAN” at Disney,
BILL finds that the HOTEL has GOOD SPRINGS, and practices his landings..

# 43 AdmFubar said, on November 30th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

after a brief argument she told him to take a flying leap..
………and he did…

# 44 Mac Guy said, on November 30th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

Damn, woman! That one STANK!

# 45 B-dawg said, on November 30th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

The power of Christ compels you.

# 46 Balbas said, on November 30th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

Caffeine-enhanced Viagra: when getting it up just isn’t enough!

# 47 Chris Mac said, on December 1st, 2008 at 1:59 am

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# 48 ECA said, on December 1st, 2008 at 2:31 pm

NOW, you see why you should see your DOCTOR if it lasts MORE then 4 hours..

# 49 Christian said, on December 2nd, 2008 at 10:10 am

Quick woman! My toolbag is floating off!

# 50 Chris said, on December 2nd, 2008 at 12:16 pm

Oh snap! There goes my toolbag!

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