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“and in this picture, taken immediately before her decapitation….”
I’m the updated Lorena Bobbit.
[You were blacklisted. I took you off the blacklist. - ed.]
That’s not a knife. THIS is a knife…
Piss me off, and I will CUT YOU UP!
If you can be married by Elvis here in Vegas, why can’t there be a Stephanie’s Circumcision Emporium?
(lightning) There can be only one! (Queen soundtrack)
or
Wait until you see the stick of butter…
Bring me the large steak too.
Here’s a waitress who inspires a very large tip!
And he don’t know…
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats…
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
Jessica Alba prepares to stop her boyfriend for impregnating her again with this simple in home vasectomy kit.
In a desperate but confused and misguided attempt to outdo the great Sir Francis Drake, Mary sets out on her quest to circumcise the globe with a giant cutter.
Who says the customer is always right?
I bet mine’s bigger than yours…..
C’mon, you know SOMEONE had to say it….
A knife and a smile will get you more than a smile alone.
“This is not a big knife. I’m just a very tiny woman.”
A screenshot of American McGee’s Alice 2.
“I don’t care how big you think your balls are.”
17. “A screenshot of American McGee’s Alice 2.”
OK, you win!
The Bris will be performed by Rabbi Jolly Green Giant
and you think of DIVORCE???
The old saying is you never bring a knife to a gun fight, but in this case…
…and for $189.99 you can buy the Final Fantasy XVII Ultimate Edition Video Game Pack that comes with a replica sword and costume!
Go ahead and show me that bad boy one more time… you pervert.
“How about a slice?”
LWTS talk, about your LITTLE FRIEND..
So where’s that giant cake?
The old saying “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight” means nothing to this young lady.
I can’t seem to muster a caption but I have a theory: a person at a retirement home purchased this sword from the QVC knife show.
This is the knife required to CUT the Cheese
Sir, we’re ready for your circumcision now…
Daddy told me to always keep this in my waistband.
Click photo to enlarge? Really???
Hey! Look what I found up on Silent Hill.
WHO needs a chastity belt..
Circumcision through the eyes of an uncut man.
Long Knives Mary wanted to show she’s not afraid of a little knife.
Final Fantasy roleplaying just got serious.
I dug around to find-out what this picture was about and found the following description:
“The so-called “Stollenmaedchen” (fruit loaf girl) of Dresden, presents a giant knife in Dresden on November 20, 2008. Hoffmann will use the 1,6 meters knife, weighing 12 kilograms, at the opening of the fruit loaf festival on December 6, 2008 to cut a giant fruit loaf, weighing 3.5 tons. The “fruit loaf” (stollen) is a culinary speciality of the eastern German city.”
The truth seems as funny as some of the captions you guys came up with…
His majesty will see you shortly.
Now remember he his big and green, which could be scary, but he really is jolly, so don’t you go worrying about nothing. He never drops his flatware, but watch out for the peas.
Thanks for the insight, Bigboybc
If you think the knife is big wait till you see the cake!
“Don’t make me angry; you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry… now who wants cake!?”
You looking at me? Are you looking at me?
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