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  1. skatterbrainz says:

    I wonder if those could be magnetized and then his buddies could roll him in a pile of iron shavings.

  2. rarnold says:

    “Despite his best efforts, Frank found that acupuncture did not prevent lung cancer.”

  3. User7 says:

    This just in: Prolonged exposure to metal objects and cigar smoke combined lead to total hair loss.

  4. C. S. Berry says:

    “Digital TV?? I can get 2000 channels over the air without a frig’n box!!”

  5. noname says:

    What do you get someone who has nothing else in his life?

  6. Paul says:

    Why bother with a digital TV converter when I can receive hundreds of other people’s cellphone calls direct to my brain.

  7. GetSmart says:

    Biff vows to never again try to use the nail gun with the air compressor set to 300 PSI.

  8. Vesyp says:

    $20 says this guy forgets to take out something before having an MRI.

  9. Vlad says:

    Cheated the cigar out

  10. Daniel says:

    #10

    Piercings don’t set off metal detectors. Well, “normal” piercings don’t anyway.

  11. PG Kelly says:

    He gets great WiFi reception!

    or

    This might sting a bit…

    even better

    He was extremely shaky the day he drew the picture of his penis piercing on that cocktail napkin



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