Metal Man

Published on December 27th, 2008

Posted by hhopper in Politics, Technology, humor

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# 1 fulanoche said, on December 27th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

f’d up

# 2 bobbo said, on December 27th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

I want to see his girlfriend—or would that be his tackle box?

# 3 amodedoma said, on December 27th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Ow! yeach! An amazing case of self-inflicted ugliness. Now if the rest of him is similarly ornamented he could have a brilliant future as a side show freak.

# 4 hhopper said, on December 27th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

“Well it was like this… I was standing behind about 500 guys with casting rods and…”

# 5 lmj3325 said, on December 27th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

Douche-bag

# 6 hhopper said, on December 27th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

If he was a douche-bag, he’d sure have a lot of leaks.

# 7 billabong said, on December 27th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

I want to see him try to drink a beer.

# 8 LibertyLover said, on December 27th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

Magneto would have a field day with him!

# 9 B. Dog said, on December 27th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

Mister Potatohead

# 10 jim said, on December 27th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

Please remove all metal objects before passing through the detector sir.

# 11 raster said, on December 27th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

So Cosmo says that the three most important fashion tips are:

“Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize”

# 12 BobbyPeru said, on December 27th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

“The holiday’s are slow, I already did the tattoo thing and I was feeling “experimental.”

# 13 Mac Guy said, on December 27th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

Pleased to meet you. Name’s Bob. Short for Kabob.

# 14 Olo Baggins of Bywater said, on December 27th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Damn that shirt’s ugly.

whut?

# 15 Ottokar said, on December 27th, 2008 at 4:24 pm

Ow ow ow ow ow ow…

# 16 Cap'nKangaro said, on December 27th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

A CIGAR, how offensive!!

# 17 Special Ed said, on December 27th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

#15 – It’s a breath freshener.

# 18 HeavyD said, on December 27th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

Final results of the PowerPuff Girls Hand grenade!!!

# 19 hhopper said, on December 27th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

“I was doing 130 on my Ducati when I ran into this Gypsy trailer park.”

# 20 denacron said, on December 27th, 2008 at 5:14 pm

The worlds first fully portable pre-deployed miniature croquet course. He prefers it to be called crokake though.

# 21 Swampper said, on December 27th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

What’s with the ugly shirt?

# 22 Mister Mustard said, on December 27th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

Fool.

# 23 grimatongueworm said, on December 27th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

Mom, I’d like you to meet my fiance….Mom?

# 24 President Bushy said, on December 27th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

My lord, Pinhead has really let himself go.

# 25 Grandpa said, on December 27th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

Who needs a Christmas tree…

# 26 dvorakfan99999 said, on December 27th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

This guy should lose the cigar — it makes him look stupid. (he-he-he)

# 27 Jim said, on December 27th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

“I was just looking for a earring for the wife”, Mister Helfenstein said after being escorted from the “piercings-R-us” store in tears.

# 28 academe said, on December 27th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

You missed a spot there.

# 29 dlb said, on December 27th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

Looks like a “photoshop” – how long does it tak for him to shave?

# 30 Mr. Fusion said, on December 27th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

I’m sure some psychiatrist has come up with a name for people that “adorn” themselves with tattoos and piercings. In the real world I just think they are stupid.

# 31 Gaolbird said, on December 27th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

I have 3 tasks for him:

1. Get an MRI
2. Try walking out in a thunderstorm
3. Get through the TSA

# 32 Eric said, on December 27th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

Bill has a strict policy to never pick “truth.”

# 33 JimR said, on December 27th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

You guys are slipping…

He a prick!

# 34 JimR said, on December 27th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

Finger slipped…. He’s a prick!

Or as a caption… What a prick!

# 35 jm_brann said, on December 27th, 2008 at 8:22 pm

“Damn, I can’t find my keys.”

# 36 Nemesis said, on December 27th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

Do you reckon when he takes them out his face leaks?

# 37 9yo said, on December 27th, 2008 at 10:14 pm

I’m here for the job you advertised.

# 38 Lou said, on December 27th, 2008 at 11:21 pm

7/11 Employee of the month.

# 39 natefrog said, on December 27th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

If only Pierce would have heeded the advice of the MRI warning sign.

May he rest in peace.

# 40 tyates said, on December 28th, 2008 at 4:45 am

“Half inch hoops twenty-five cents. Hoops with beads, fifty cents. Time is money sweetheart, let’s go”.

The new traveling salesman.

# 41 skatterbrainz said, on December 28th, 2008 at 7:00 am

I wonder if those could be magnetized and then his buddies could roll him in a pile of iron shavings.

# 42 rarnold said, on December 28th, 2008 at 7:22 am

“Despite his best efforts, Frank found that acupuncture did not prevent lung cancer.”

# 43 User7 said, on December 28th, 2008 at 8:59 am

This just in: Prolonged exposure to metal objects and cigar smoke combined lead to total hair loss.

# 44 C. S. Berry said, on December 28th, 2008 at 9:45 am

“Digital TV?? I can get 2000 channels over the air without a frig’n box!!”

# 45 noname said, on December 28th, 2008 at 10:37 am

What do you get someone who has nothing else in his life?

# 46 Paul said, on December 28th, 2008 at 10:57 am

Why bother with a digital TV converter when I can receive hundreds of other people’s cellphone calls direct to my brain.

# 47 GetSmart said, on December 28th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

Biff vows to never again try to use the nail gun with the air compressor set to 300 PSI.

# 48 Vesyp said, on December 28th, 2008 at 6:32 pm

$20 says this guy forgets to take out something before having an MRI.

# 49 Vlad said, on December 29th, 2008 at 10:29 am

Cheated the cigar out

# 50 Daniel said, on January 3rd, 2009 at 9:17 pm

#10

Piercings don’t set off metal detectors. Well, “normal” piercings don’t anyway.

# 51 PG Kelly said, on January 18th, 2009 at 9:12 pm

He gets great WiFi reception!

This might sting a bit…

even better

He was extremely shaky the day he drew the picture of his penis piercing on that cocktail napkin

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