Comments on: Metal Man http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/ General interest observations and true web-log. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:12:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: PG Kelly http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-3/#comment-1473666 PG Kelly Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:12:54 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1473666 He gets great WiFi reception! or This might sting a bit... even better He was extremely shaky the day he drew the picture of his penis piercing on that cocktail napkin He gets great WiFi reception!

or

This might sting a bit…

even better

He was extremely shaky the day he drew the picture of his penis piercing on that cocktail napkin

]]> By: Daniel http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-3/#comment-1465185 Daniel Sun, 04 Jan 2009 05:17:57 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1465185 #10 Piercings don't set off metal detectors. Well, "normal" piercings don't anyway. #10

Piercings don’t set off metal detectors. Well, “normal” piercings don’t anyway.

]]> By: Vlad http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-3/#comment-1462196 Vlad Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:29:54 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1462196 Cheated the cigar out Cheated the cigar out

]]> By: Vesyp http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-3/#comment-1461941 Vesyp Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:32:58 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1461941 $20 says this guy forgets to take out something before having an MRI. $20 says this guy forgets to take out something before having an MRI.

]]> By: GetSmart http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-3/#comment-1461885 GetSmart Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:03:40 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1461885 Biff vows to never again try to use the nail gun with the air compressor set to 300 PSI. Biff vows to never again try to use the nail gun with the air compressor set to 300 PSI.

]]> By: Paul http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-3/#comment-1461803 Paul Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:57:33 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1461803 Why bother with a digital TV converter when I can receive hundreds of other people's cellphone calls direct to my brain. Why bother with a digital TV converter when I can receive hundreds of other people’s cellphone calls direct to my brain.

]]> By: noname http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-3/#comment-1461789 noname Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:37:53 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1461789 What do you get someone who has nothing else in his life? What do you get someone who has nothing else in his life?

]]> By: C. S. Berry http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-3/#comment-1461761 C. S. Berry Sun, 28 Dec 2008 17:45:44 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1461761 "Digital TV?? I can get 2000 channels over the air without a frig'n box!!" “Digital TV?? I can get 2000 channels over the air without a frig’n box!!”

]]> By: User7 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-3/#comment-1461751 User7 Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:59:16 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1461751 This just in: Prolonged exposure to metal objects and cigar smoke combined lead to total hair loss. This just in: Prolonged exposure to metal objects and cigar smoke combined lead to total hair loss.

]]> By: rarnold http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-3/#comment-1461710 rarnold Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:22:55 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1461710 "Despite his best efforts, Frank found that acupuncture did not prevent lung cancer." “Despite his best efforts, Frank found that acupuncture did not prevent lung cancer.”

]]> By: skatterbrainz http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-3/#comment-1461690 skatterbrainz Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:00:48 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1461690 I wonder if those could be magnetized and then his buddies could roll him in a pile of iron shavings. I wonder if those could be magnetized and then his buddies could roll him in a pile of iron shavings.

]]> By: tyates http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-2/#comment-1461664 tyates Sun, 28 Dec 2008 12:45:44 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1461664 "Half inch hoops twenty-five cents. Hoops with beads, fifty cents. Time is money sweetheart, let's go". The new traveling salesman. “Half inch hoops twenty-five cents. Hoops with beads, fifty cents. Time is money sweetheart, let’s go”.

The new traveling salesman.

]]> By: natefrog http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-2/#comment-1461626 natefrog Sun, 28 Dec 2008 07:35:59 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1461626 If only Pierce would have heeded the advice of the MRI warning sign. May he rest in peace. If only Pierce would have heeded the advice of the MRI warning sign.

May he rest in peace.

]]> By: Lou http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-2/#comment-1461623 Lou Sun, 28 Dec 2008 07:21:26 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1461623 7/11 Employee of the month. 7/11 Employee of the month.

]]> By: 9yo http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/27/metal-man/comment-page-2/#comment-1461604 9yo Sun, 28 Dec 2008 06:14:48 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=34766#comment-1461604 I'm here for the job you advertised. I’m here for the job you advertised.

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