Pita Bread Jesus

Published on January 2nd, 2009

Posted by Uncle Dave in Scams, humor, religion

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Pita bread Jesus for sale on TradeMe

The TradeMe auction shows a photo of the pita bread, which broke into pieces after being put in the oven. One piece, the seller says, resembled the face of Jesus.

“I was tempted to eat it but for some reason I didn’t,” the seller says in their auction listing.

“I guess what you all want to know is whether it’s a coincidence or real apparition. I’m not really sure.”

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# 1 Dallas said, on January 2nd, 2009 at 7:23 am

This is a fake.
Jesus would never wear a Mardi Gras mask.

# 2 AdmFubar said, on January 2nd, 2009 at 8:17 am

could put him next to fusilli jerry…..

# 3 Gary, the dangerous infidel said, on January 2nd, 2009 at 9:03 am

I would only be convinced that it’s Jesus if the pita grew mold where his beard should be. To me, that would be a true miracle since that could never happen normally

# 4 Benjamin said, on January 2nd, 2009 at 9:57 am

Not convinced. Do we have any photographs of Jesus to compare the pita bread to?

# 5 Mark said, on January 2nd, 2009 at 10:59 am

More like pita bread Domo-kun.

# 6 Special Ed said, on January 2nd, 2009 at 12:01 pm

It needs some butter and cinnamon and pop it back in the toaster.

# 7 hhopper said, on January 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 pm

Looks like Alley Oop to me.

# 8 Mister Mustard said, on January 2nd, 2009 at 12:41 pm

This must be like one of those floor lamp/ woman’s crotch trick photos. I don’t see anything that looks remotely like Jesus. The closest I can come is a three-eyed masked marauder with a pony tail.

# 9 bobbo said, on January 2nd, 2009 at 12:59 pm

Hard to imagine how we evolved from Pita Bread Man to our current monkey form. But God’s humor is infinite.

# 10 Gary, the dangerous infidel said, on January 2nd, 2009 at 3:44 pm

#8 Mister Mustard, I still remember that floor lamp/ woman’s crotch photo! For me, furniture shopping has never been quite the same since

# 11 Mr. Green Jeans said, on January 2nd, 2009 at 8:30 pm

What it resembles is Captain Kangaroo.

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