Comments on: Letter From Apple CEO Steve Jobs — Sez He Has Hormone Problem

By: The DON

The DON — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:57:49 +0000

I think Dennis Leary said it best when he said
“Meat tastes like murder, And Murder tastes pretty damn good!”

By: OvenMaster

OvenMaster — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:02:03 +0000

#6: “I mean Gates left Microsoft and we felt Balmer could handle things.”

Who’s “we”?

By: OvenMaster

OvenMaster — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:01:00 +0000

“Fortunately, after further testing, my doctors think they have found the cause…”

“Think”?? Hey, Jobs. Why not get a doctor who KNOWS what the cause is and can treat it properly and correctly? Surely you can afford a decent doctor with all the cash you have.

Or does Apple’s HMO limit your doctor choices?

By: chuck

chuck — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:38:53 +0000

I just saw another entertainment news story today about how Alanis Morrisette lost 30lbs on an “all-vegan” diet.

I think the problem with an “all-vegan” diet is that its so restrictive you end up starving to death.

Human beings are omnivores. We’re supposed to eat anything we can get our hands on. Maybe a vegetarian diet is healthy. But vegans are just crazy.

Besides, doesn’t Steve Jobs get all his energy from sucking the life out of Mac fanboys?

By: McCullough

McCullough — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:01:52 +0000

Man you guys are brutal, funny, but brutal.

By: M0les

M0les — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:58:11 +0000

#2 – I really cannot wait for the “Weekend at Bernie’s” keynote. It’ll be a hoot!

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:57:29 +0000

“The remedy for this nutritional problem is relatively simple and straightforward, and Ive already begun treatment.”

Har! Eating a Steak?

By: bobbo

bobbo — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:50:33 +0000

The famous “I-rack” is here. I wonder why analogies between Jobs and Bush are so fitting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcjLEwZqcQI

By: rcrach

rcrach — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:40:52 +0000

So we can be expect Stephanie Jobs at the next MacWorld?

By: pedro

pedro — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:28:42 +0000

I’m sure he also did like Tom Cruise and bought an US machine to do the ultrasounds himself.

By: bobbo

bobbo — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:28:40 +0000

Zybitch==funny and probably close to the truth.

If I ever get sick, I hope its a hormone imbalance. Easy to cure.

By: jescott418

jescott418 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:26:35 +0000

Don’t beleive him for a second. If it was no big deal just hormone inbalance. Then why not just come out with it? Plus, he has been able to do presentations obviously with this problem so why all of sudden bow out of the biggest one? Still leaves too many questions.
I think this was more about saving the stock from dropping anymore then anything else.
But unless Apple is a cult and people by Apple products because Steve tells them too. I really do not see what difference it makes? I mean Gates left Microsoft and we felt Balmer could handle things. Maybe that’s the key, theirs nobody but Jobs in the public eye at Apple. At least nobody carismatic.

By: Paddy-O

Paddy-O — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:15:14 +0000

#4 – Priceless.

By: Zybch

Zybch — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:11:45 +0000

Replace:
“a hormone imbalance that has been “robbing” me of the proteins my body needs to be healthy.”

With:
“I’m a dumbass, ignorant, stupid vegan and my severely uncompromisingly limited diet cannot provide me with the proteins my body needs to be healthy.
Also I refuse to see doctors till I’m almost dead because they will tell me my nutritional choices are killing me and NOBODY tells ME what to do, for I am the almighty Steve Jobs, bow down before me and watch me turn this water to wine!!!”

And it all makes sense.

By: The DON

The DON — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:51:39 +0000

The iDiet – priceless