Comments on: Uncle Sam Wants You, Lard Ass! (to put down that Pizza and join the Army) http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/05/uncle-sam-wants-you-lard-ass-to-put-down-that-pizza-and-join-the-army/ General interest observations and true web-log. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 05:43:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: John Paradox http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/05/uncle-sam-wants-you-lard-ass-to-put-down-that-pizza-and-join-the-army/comment-page-1/#comment-1466261 John Paradox Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:58:34 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=35887#comment-1466261 and here I thought Tor Johnson was dead! J/P=? and here I thought Tor Johnson was dead!

J/P=?

]]> By: Sea Lawyer http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/05/uncle-sam-wants-you-lard-ass-to-put-down-that-pizza-and-join-the-army/comment-page-1/#comment-1466234 Sea Lawyer Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:07:52 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=35887#comment-1466234 "I say it’s a good idea." Riiight, because his fellow soldiers have the luxury these days of waiting around in hopes that he stops being a liability. It's all the more worse that this disgusting slob is obviously forward deployed. Minimum physical fitness standards exist for a reason. “I say it’s a good idea.”

Riiight, because his fellow soldiers have the luxury these days of waiting around in hopes that he stops being a liability. It’s all the more worse that this disgusting slob is obviously forward deployed. Minimum physical fitness standards exist for a reason.

]]> By: Hugh Ripper http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/05/uncle-sam-wants-you-lard-ass-to-put-down-that-pizza-and-join-the-army/comment-page-1/#comment-1466222 Hugh Ripper Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:29:42 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=35887#comment-1466222 Perhaps they are planning to drop them on the enemy when the money for bombs runs out. Perhaps they are planning to drop them on the enemy when the money for bombs runs out.

]]> By: Mr. Fusion http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/05/uncle-sam-wants-you-lard-ass-to-put-down-that-pizza-and-join-the-army/comment-page-1/#comment-1466199 Mr. Fusion Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:41:32 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=35887#comment-1466199 I say it's a good idea. If they can lose the weight the Army has a good recruit. I say it’s a good idea. If they can lose the weight the Army has a good recruit.

]]> By: Mongo http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/05/uncle-sam-wants-you-lard-ass-to-put-down-that-pizza-and-join-the-army/comment-page-1/#comment-1466130 Mongo Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:15:33 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=35887#comment-1466130 That guy looks like Steve Jobs pre-hormone imbalance. That guy looks like Steve Jobs pre-hormone imbalance.

]]> By: Raff http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/05/uncle-sam-wants-you-lard-ass-to-put-down-that-pizza-and-join-the-army/comment-page-1/#comment-1466088 Raff Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:53:16 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=35887#comment-1466088 Its a real one... used to sing it on the PT runs. Its a real one… used to sing it on the PT runs.

]]> By: Jantmass http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/05/uncle-sam-wants-you-lard-ass-to-put-down-that-pizza-and-join-the-army/comment-page-1/#comment-1466067 Jantmass Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:57:37 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=35887#comment-1466067 I like that cadence Raff! I like that cadence Raff!

]]> By: Improbus http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/05/uncle-sam-wants-you-lard-ass-to-put-down-that-pizza-and-join-the-army/comment-page-1/#comment-1466065 Improbus Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:55:33 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=35887#comment-1466065 If you are a real lard ass why would you want to join the Army? Those guys get shot at and YOU are a huge target. If you are a real lard ass why would you want to join the Army? Those guys get shot at and YOU are a huge target.

]]> By: Floyd http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/05/uncle-sam-wants-you-lard-ass-to-put-down-that-pizza-and-join-the-army/comment-page-1/#comment-1466064 Floyd Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:53:34 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=35887#comment-1466064 I think they had a "fat boy" program like this during Vietnam. I think they had a “fat boy” program like this during Vietnam.

]]> By: Esih http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/05/uncle-sam-wants-you-lard-ass-to-put-down-that-pizza-and-join-the-army/comment-page-1/#comment-1466031 Esih Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:33:10 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=35887#comment-1466031 Scraping the bottom of the barrel? Scraping the bottom of the barrel?

]]> By: Raff http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/01/05/uncle-sam-wants-you-lard-ass-to-put-down-that-pizza-and-join-the-army/comment-page-1/#comment-1466025 Raff Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:21:16 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=35887#comment-1466025 Fat boy, fat boy, why you so fat? You wiggle and you jiggle and you shake like that. Is it whiskey or is it wine? Or is it shammin on PT time? Fat boy, fat boy, why you so fat? You wiggle and you jiggle and you shake like that. Is it whiskey or is it wine? Or is it shammin on PT time?

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