Comments on: Five Somali Pirates Drown while Making Getaway with $3M Ransom

By: jimbo

jimbo — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:39:07 +0000

#4,#5#37

why are you even here?

By: Mr. Fusion

Mr. Fusion — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 22:58:02 +0000

#34, Pedro the *A*hole

STFU.

By: Mister Mustard

Mister Mustard — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 22:50:44 +0000

This story is old news. Paddy-RAMBO heard about it before it even happened! That's what happens when you have friends high up in the Federal government.

By: m.c. in l.v.

m.c. in l.v. — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 22:41:38 +0000

I blame Davy Jones and the Flying Dutchman.

By: pedro

pedro — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:17:40 +0000

Let’s blame this accident to global warming. That way, you can blame the right wingnuts for the lack of due process for these numbnuts.

Maybe the sea made the due process…

By: pedro

pedro — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:16:19 +0000

The irony in this incident is exquisite

By: Rick Cain

Rick Cain — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:07:50 +0000

Genius! Pay them in gold bars! The boat will sink to the bottom so fast they won’t realize what happened.

By: Gaolbird

Gaolbird — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 17:59:17 +0000

I am forming a team to retrieve the lost treasure of the famous Somali pirates. Volunteers??… VOLUNTEERS..

By: Mr. Fusion

Mr. Fusion — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 17:55:15 +0000

#29, Lyin’ Mike,

Due process comes after they have been apprehended. #27, Greg Allen has the right question, “why can’t we catch them”? Then I see no reason they can’t be put on trial at the Hague World Court, or in the country of ship’s flag.

This is not a war crime, it is piracy as defined in all Maritime laws and treaties.

By: MikeN

MikeN — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 16:43:49 +0000

Where is their due process? Habeus corpus? This is a war crime!

By: pedro

pedro — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 11:43:22 +0000

#5 Let him be. Otherwise, it would be boring.

#26 Face it, you’re conFused, Fuseblown.

By: Greg Allen

Greg Allen — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 02:54:27 +0000

What is to top this scenario:

1) You give the pirates the millions they want.
2) Apache helicopters, waiting just over the horizon, swoop in as the pirates are getting away in their Zodiacs.
3) The pirates surrender or get blown out of the water.

I’m just saying, hijacking may be easy to DO but why aren’t pirates easy to catch?

By: Mr. Fusion

Mr. Fusion — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:57:31 +0000

Cow-Paddy,

Face it, Mustard caught you. Weasal all you want, but you’ve been outed as a liar. Oopps, my mistake, that should have been, “you’ve been outed as a liar AGAIN.

By: Lou

Lou — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:57:05 +0000

Fuck em. He He, Ha Ha.

By: Paddy-O

Paddy-O — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:00:01 +0000

#23 Mr, Tard.

“Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:41am GMT”

Keeps getting better & better…