Full List of Stuff White People Like

Published on January 12th, 2009

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Full List of Stuff White People Like — Ok this is not new, but it is funny. Go to the site for the full list.

# #120 Taking a Year Off
# #119 Sea Salt
# #118 Ugly Sweater Parties
# #117 Political Prisoners
# #116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
# #115 Promising to Learn a New Language
# #114 America
# #113 Halloween
# #112 Hummus
# #111 Pea Coats
# #110 Frisbee Sports
# #109 The Onion
# #108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music
# #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References
# #106 Facebook
# #105 Unpaid Internships

Found by Drake Anubis.

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# 1 masteroffm said, on January 12th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

another great site is

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

# 2 Mister Mustard said, on January 12th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

Good thing Honkey has a sense of humor!

# 3 green said, on January 12th, 2009 at 7:28 pm

Funny site. The book made the NY Times bestseller list.

# 4 jobs said, on January 12th, 2009 at 7:35 pm

About a year ago I wrote a comment (don’t remember the topic now) saying that something was “stuff white people like”. And many pointed out that I was raciest. I figured someday the DU blog would get up to speed.

# 5 Hugh Ripper said, on January 12th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

Surely this type of stuff is only racist if it contains some sort of hate element. It all looks to be in good humor to me. Still, I’m white and I’ve yet to experience anything I’d call racially offensive.

# 6 dusanmal said, on January 12th, 2009 at 7:58 pm

@#4: It is racist. Just, it is PC racism. Imagine the uproar and lawsuits and marches and protests … if someone listed a number of stereotypical black people preferences and commented on them in a same way. Or Muslims. Or Homosexuals. Or any other PC-protected group. There is nothing in this article that differs from the lynch mob attitude in the old South… Just the target is different and the method more contrived.

# 7 bobsyeruncle said, on January 12th, 2009 at 8:06 pm

Maybe I missed it but I didn’t see brown sugar on the list…

# 8 Hugh Ripper said, on January 12th, 2009 at 8:07 pm

#5 dusanmal

“There is nothing in this article that differs from the lynch mob attitude in the old South…”

Show me where it advocates murder, beatings, segregation and /or inhuman treatment of white folks and I’ll agree with you. As its stands it looks to me like your projecting.

# 9 heehee said, on January 12th, 2009 at 8:10 pm

# 6 dusanmal said, on January 12th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
“@#4: It is racist. Just, it is PC racism. Imagine the uproar and lawsuits and marches and protests …”

lighten up, for cryin out loud

# 10 jccalhoun said, on January 12th, 2009 at 8:17 pm

“It is racist. Just, it is PC racism. Imagine the uproar and lawsuits and marches and protests … if someone listed a number of stereotypical black people preferences and commented on them in a same way. Or Muslims. Or Homosexuals. Or any other PC-protected group.”

Well it is written by a white guy (and a white Canadian guy at that). If What Black People Like was written by a black person then it wouldn’t really be a big deal Have you ever seen Def Comedy Jam> Half the comedians on there are like that. Moreover, the blog isn’t talking about all white people but the hipster, liberal arts white collar white people.

Of course I took a class with Christian, the guy who runs the site, so I might have some insight to where it is coming from (I’m not his best friend or anything. I barely know the guy, but we are Facebook friends!)

# 11 BillM said, on January 12th, 2009 at 8:17 pm

#5 dusanmal

C’mon Bro, all we axing is for you ta have a little sense of humor, ya see?

# 12 McCullough said, on January 12th, 2009 at 9:27 pm

John Hates White People.

# 13 chuck said, on January 12th, 2009 at 9:44 pm

#62 – Knowing what.s best for poor people.

Oh, that’s so true.
I love knowing what’s best for poor people.
I also like not committing crimes and working.

# 14 BigBoyBC said, on January 12th, 2009 at 9:58 pm

According to this guy, I must not be as white as I thought, because I can’t find more than 4-5 thing’s out of 120 on the list, that I actually like.

# 15 bobbo said, on January 12th, 2009 at 10:35 pm

The list is something to ponder. Why is it funny, why is it not?

I could see some blacks being upset at the “privileged nature” that much of the list reveals: “Taking a year off” is something poor white folks would like to do to, so if by white, you mean “rich white”==yea, its as funny as counting your coupons (from annual bond payments that is==not that other low brow kind).

To the reverse, I don’t know why but I was thinking of a list of favorite black things and “watermelon” came to mind. I like watermelon myself yet somehow I think our culture has given this to blacks for this type of humor.

So many of these things are not true on so many levels, but the association is there for some reason.

# 16 MikeN said, on January 13th, 2009 at 12:38 am

Fuzzy Zoeller gets in trouble for saying’ tell him not to serve fried chicken, or collard greens or whatever the hell they serve’, but this list isn’t racist. Gotcha.

# 17 Cursor_ said, on January 13th, 2009 at 2:56 am

White people?

Like dodos right?

Cursor_

# 18 GF said, on January 13th, 2009 at 3:46 am

Don’t make me burn down a white owned business or cut your balls off for disrespecting white folks.

# 19 reverse racism said, on January 13th, 2009 at 4:36 am

How could the porch monkey be left from the list? Every one knows a smiling porch monkey strumming a banjo is a big hit.

# 20 RTaylor said, on January 13th, 2009 at 5:16 am

Off Topic warning

JCD let us know how the fund raiser is doing. I like being a member of an exclusive club, and can’t wait for the perks to start.

# 21 Personality said, on January 13th, 2009 at 5:45 am

Is Halo 3 on the list? I think I have only ran into to 2 or 3 African Americans playing online, who had a mic anyways.

# 22 The Monster's Lawyer said, on January 13th, 2009 at 5:58 am

It’s racial but acceptable since it was being presented by a white person. Same on the flip side with black comedians being able to point out preferences of black people. Interesting though, that non-white or non-black (ie, Hispanic, Asian, Indian…) comedians can cross over at will.
White guilt and black anger with all other races enjoying the perspective as observers.
No point, just pondering.

# 23 Paddy-O said, on January 13th, 2009 at 7:31 am

# 10 jccalhoun said, “Well it is written by …(and a white Canadian guy at that).”

That explains why a lot of the items are so strange.

# 24 stopher said, on January 13th, 2009 at 8:11 am

Not for nothing but who wouldn’t like to have a year off?

# 25 Who said, on January 13th, 2009 at 9:21 am

Things Colored Folk Like:

Crack
Car Jacking
Ho’s
Collecting Welfare
Not Working
Crack
Fugly Hats
Underwear exposure
Fired Chicken
Watermelon
Crack

# 26 green said, on January 13th, 2009 at 9:37 am

#24 – “Things Colored Folk Like:”

Colored? did you time travel from the 1950’s.

# 27 brendal said, on January 13th, 2009 at 9:49 am

#1 – Dvorak.org

# 28 James Hill said, on January 13th, 2009 at 11:12 am

It would seem to me someone could create an engine to track web searches, weighted by ZIP code race breakdown, to track what white people like in real time.

If JCD really wants a revenue stream…

Of course, that would probably lead to “Asian Girls” beating out “Obama”, but I digress.

# 29 Hugh Ripper said, on January 13th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

#25 Who

See the difference between this (rather lame) list and yours is that yours contains an element of malice, not to mention the ‘colored folks’ quip. Racists never seem to get the difference between racism (hate) and humor (love). Perhaps its its because to a racist humor is hate.

# 30 Who said, on January 13th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

#29 – An element? I guess I just hate that element, not all – just that lower echelon.

# 31 chuck said, on January 13th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

They didn’t put hookers on the list!
White people loves them hookers!
Just ask John!

# 32 Greg Allen said, on January 13th, 2009 at 10:01 pm

>> # #108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music

This an Broadway musicals.

A few years ago I was in a dinner theater and it occurred to me, “This music is crap! If it wasn’t from New York City, we’d all mock the hell out of it!”

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