Comments on: Virtual Sex Is Coming Now

By: Deep-Thought

Deep-Thought — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:47:52 +0000

150$ for the device? Ok
Chargend by every minute? No!

As KD says. The real thing is cheaper. 1$ per minute is entry level but probably still much better than the sucking contraption.

By: BigBoyBC

BigBoyBC — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:41:36 +0000

What’s it’s carbon footprint?

By: reeljerc

reeljerc — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:17:23 +0000

Are they selling stock?

By: NaughtyReviews

NaughtyReviews — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:46:33 +0000

Y’know…sometimes there’s just no substitute for the real thing. Plus think how embarrassing it would be to be caught in the act with all those attachments on ya.

By: James Hill

James Hill — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:09:18 +0000

Virtual sex is what now?

And if its virtual, shouldn’t it be able to do that multiple times, or is that Version 2.0?

By: Angel H. Wong

Angel H. Wong — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:08:03 +0000

Apple’s version is three times more expensive because instead of being packaged in a brown box it’s packaged in a day-glo nylon casing.

By: KD Martin

KD Martin — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:36:57 +0000

#16, Common_Sense,

Excellent explanations for tech support!

“The USB jack keeps coming off, or vice-versa”

“The hoses and belts continue to come off the pulleys more than I do”

“Why is this thing ‘rocket shaped’?”

“The lubrication keeps setting off the smoke detector”

“The recent driver update causes premature, er, defragulation”

By: Rich

Rich — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:14:50 +0000

I don’t care if she’s like electric blue or even wireframe, I’m really desperate. Would the early versions be a “beta”, a “clinical trial”? Sign me up.

By: Common_Sense

Common_Sense — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:49:18 +0000

Look, I’m on board with the inherent appeal of on-demand satisfaction and all that, but is anyone else disturbed at the idea of “belts, lubrication jets, heating elements and other gadgetry” being in control of “mister winkie”? (with apologies to Ace Ventura)

I was sort of hoping that this would end up being a thread full of continuations of the line “And how do you explain to tech support that…”

… that “coffee” was spilled on the USB port.

… that you were billed for 8 hours of time after falling asleep immediately after without logging off.

… that you thought “logging off” was some new euphemism.

… that your lawyer will be suing for failure to amortize the costs of divorce into the per-minute costs.

… that you can’t quite summon the right words but you want somehow to tell them that “the machine ate my quarter”.

By: Paul

Paul — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:48:01 +0000

Or develop the memory recording device from “Brainstorm”, then teach users how to splice their own sex tapes for the ultimate orgasmic experience.

By: chuck

chuck — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:11:00 +0000

I’m typing this with just one hand.

By: The Warden

The Warden — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:44:23 +0000

This device is revolutionary. Finally a device that will actually make women change their bitchy behavior otherwise because men now have a cheap alternative to their wares!

By: Ron Larson

Ron Larson — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:47:36 +0000

Scott Adams (of Dilbert) predicts that when virtual sex is perfected it will be the end of our species.

By: Fergy

Fergy — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:47:10 +0000

Maybe the NASA engineer was doing this with thoughts of his buddies living in space. If you had to live in space for months at a time, you may be considering that this is a good thing. Furtheremore, NASA (taxpayers) would be footing the bill.

By: John E. Quantum

John E. Quantum — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:44:28 +0000

I remember an article in Wired a while ago-
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/sexdrive/2004/09/65064

Maybe the Sinulator can be hooked up and mated with the RealTouch device for some hot bot-on-bot action. Probably will result in a BSOD