I cannot manage to get through this whole thing. It’s that bad.

Found by Rick Salsman.




  1. LibertyLover says:

    #37, #38,

    Yeah. I was just starting to enjoy it, too!

  2. Jeebers says:

    The concept of the application is pretty cool. Knowing Microsoft though I’m sure it doesn’t work as expected. A love ballad probably turns into a BSOD medly. Infomercial is not great but it’s not horrible either, at least for its target audience.

  3. GregA says:

    Its funny how Apple announces that Steve Jobbs is dying and the blog’o'sphere ignores that news and starts printing microsoft hatred stories everywhere.

  4. RASTERMAN says:

    #9 (Troublemaker): Good catch, it is a Mac laptop! How embarrassing for the Mac community…

    I guess we’ve got one more good reason NOT to install Windows on Apple equipment.

    Cheers!

    —RASTER

  5. pedro says:

    #37-39 Boy, yanked like bad yard weed. Still, I can appreciate that yanking. T’was like the ultimate reality distortion reaction: make as if it never happened.

    Guess when an extremist liberal pisses off, he means it.

  6. pedro says:

    #41 Or was it that MS spent topo much time under the radar that they couldn’t help but crap themselves.

    Next up to hear in that app: Gansta rap.

  7. GregA says:

    #44,

    I was looking at this program on Long Zhengs blog the other day. I think this software is pretty slick as far as… automatic music generation software goes. This odd commercial…

    Also, this is version one Microsoft software. If this gets to version 3, this will be how music is made…

    And… I downloaded the demo and tried it, and I could feel it sucking the soul out of my body. I ended up fdisking remotely, it was the only way to be sure.
    and….

  8. Paddy-O says:

    # 43 pedro said, “Boy, yanked like bad yard weed. Still, I can appreciate that yanking. T’was like the ultimate reality distortion reaction: make as if it never happened.”

    Yep, same thing Obama is trying to do.

  9. TerryTate says:

    Thanks Microsoft,

    Thanks for insuring that thousands upon thousands of delusional songsmiths will be sharing their wonderful creations throughout the land.

    Good god.

  10. Miguel says:

    I saw it all the way through. But hey, I’m unemployed, I can sleep late tomorrow.

  11. Canine says:

    I can’t believe Microsoft would do this.

  12. pedro says:

    $46 Maybe the creepy Japanese cat ate the story.

    Seriously though, I think the dissapearance of that story was an honest mistake.

  13. Barack McCain says:

    Original song the girl was supposed to sing:

    “I’m singing with my laptop;
    Dad beats me with a spoon;
    They keep me in the basement;
    I get fed if I’m good.

    I sleep in a small dog cage;
    I’ve never seen the sun;
    I must pretend I’m happy;
    I’ve got to find his gun.”

  14. Mr. Fusion says:

    As usual, Cow-Paddy, Ignorant Shit Talking Sociopath and Pedro the *A*hole have nothing to add except their own shit.

  15. Breetai says:

    Okay the look on their faces at 3:15… This has got to be a spoof.

    Unfortunately even as a spoof it’s a fail there too.

  16. towelie says:

    “Don’t forget to bring a towel!”

    Anybody wanna get high?

  17. pedro says:

    #52 I see your meds wore off. Time to increase doseage

  18. Common_Sense says:

    I gotta say, I’m not a hater. I mean, I’m not a lover of this either, cause I could give a **** about making music, and of course it isn’t a polished product even if I were.

    The concept is very interesting. I know lots of young kids who would get a kick out of it just as entertainment – some who already just record themselves singing. Why not one more step? I can see this working as a toy.

    Might be value as a mock-up tool too. Sometimes when I write, the hardest thing to do is get the first paragraph. Once you have something, editing it to what you really want is easy. This might work in that way for someone. If the output could create some sheet music or export to some other editor to do electronic sound editing to offer some more options…

    The awful DLR song? Terrible, but don’t forget that there are lots of options even just displayed, and who knows what got picked. Plus, listen to that raw audio track, and tell me that “style” (if I can call it that) is not about the worst example input to feed something like this.

    One last comment on the concept: Can anyone out there REALLY tell me that the human equivalent of this automated mixing isn’t pretty much what most crappy pop music is done with? The technology will be able to make Brittany Spears music pretty soon. The dance choreographer is the only real artist there…

    As for the ad? Well, that sucked, and even my objective/dispassionate side can’t defend it.

  19. Mister Mustard says:

    #44 – ‘dro

    >>Yeah, yanked like bad yard weed

    Holy shit, ‘dro! You get to grow that stuff in your yard in Kuzconia?

    Sweet!

    Better pace yourself though, you seem to have hallucinated that the tax cheat story was yanked like yard weed.

  20. pedro says:

    what was yanked was that beloved “change” of yours.



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