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A model dressed as the Virgin Mary poses during a performance in Santiago. A prominent fashion designer has sparked outrage in Chile by dressing up models like the Virgin Mary — in some cases with ample, near-naked breasts. The Roman Catholic Church condemned Ricardo Oyarzun’s plans for a show featuring the models.

Better than a cheese sandwich.




  1. Angel H. Wong says:

    “I was raised Catholic so sex will always be dirty.” John Waters.

  2. prophet665 says:

    Near naked breasts? Eh…I want completely naked breasts.

    Enough to make a man religious!

  3. bobbo says:

    Its blasphemous to suggest that the Virgin Mary even had tits. I’m sure that healthy Vitamin D fortified pasteurized milk flowed from her right index finger.

    Its a shame to think of godly things in any way sexual. Shameful, sinful, dirty human pigs.

  4. Miguel says:

    What’s not very ‘realistic’ is that the Virgin Mary was supposed to be very poor, so I doubt she could afford that kind of makeup and breast job…

  5. sargasso says:

    The old testament is full of sex and violence, which certainly helped to broaden the popularity of the early church. This new fashion will appeal to a whole new demography. The ailing porn industry could be used to spread the good word.

  6. Paddy-O says:

    “Be fruitful and multiply”

    Hmmm.

  7. SparkyOne says:

    I would not have eaten the cheese sandwich but…

  8. pedro says:

    Now, I want to see a chipendale mohammed. I know they won’t dare.

    #2 Not a religious, a believer.

    BTW, why penguins are atheists? ’cause bird standing up believes in no one.

    Or

    Why woodpeckers are atheist? Because a woody believes in no one.

    Your pick.

  9. pedro says:

    BTW, I didn’t know silicone implants were invented back then.

  10. Buzz says:

    After all, God doesn’t like big breasts…

  11. Benjamin says:

    At least her outfit is not made out of elephant dung.

  12. Andy says:

    She’s no virgin . . .

  13. t0llyb0ng says:

    The human psyche will always hanker for a Sophia goddess like it used to have back in the old days. Catholic church won’t let that happen though.

    Oh, & Mexico still needs birth control.

  14. Mojo Yugen says:

    Oh thanks for the pic! Do you have any idea what the penance is for having carnal thoughts about the virgin Mary? I’m going to be doing “Our Father’s” for a week straight after my next confession.

  15. AlanBe says:

    #7 Sparky.

    You are very funny!

  16. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    #12 Andy – Yes she is. At least twenty times.

  17. Breetai says:

    I suddenly feel like going to church.

  18. Milo says:

    #8 “chipendale mohammed”

    You rock!

  19. mary's kid says:

    She had other kids after Jesus, so what’s the big deal?

  20. Jetfire says:

    She looks a lot older than 14 years old too.



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