Comments on: A miracle preserved forever — in a lava lamp

By: John Smith

John Smith — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:58:10 +0000

Hi,

Its my lamp, I have read all of these responses..

1. It is NOT photoshopped, It is exactly as the photo shows.

2. The lamp had only just been turned on, most of the wax was still solid and this pushed up from the middle. It froze in this position. I then turned it off and the wax didn’t change shape, it has been the same ever since..

Of course it would melt again if I turned it on..

3. Who said anything about selling it on EBAY, it is most definately NOT for sale, no money could buy the good fortune it has brought me.

4. I am not seeking attention, the media picked this up and I’ve had dozens of TV and radio stations wanting to interview me, but I’m turning them all down as I wish to remain anonymouse.

Regards

John Smith

By: Conditional Tech

Conditional Tech — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:47:42 +0000

Your all wrong it is not the virgin Mary. Look closely its a (Wouff Hong). The Old Man is pissed off! This device is used to correct rotten people.

See http://www.arrl.org/tis/info/history.html

If your a ham radio operator you already know.

By: Lou

Lou — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:52:17 +0000

Get your head out of the glue bag.

By: Mister Mustard

Mister Mustard — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 06:29:50 +0000

#19 – Animby

>> Wouldn’t it be easier to get WordPress to
>>patch their software rather than try to
>>change the habits of the world?

You’d think. And considering that WordPress is open-source software, and this is the blog of the Prodigious Prognosticator of All Things Tech, you would think it to be de rigeur.

Apparently not.

By: Animby

Animby — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 06:16:05 +0000

[Please drop the WWW from URLs as WordPress doesn't display it properly. - ed.]

Dear Ed. Wouldn’t it be easier to get WordPress to patch their software rather than try to change the habits of the world?

By: t0llyb0ng

t0llyb0ng — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 02:40:17 +0000

The White Madonna has always just given birth to a perfect baby. The Black Madonna is always dying in the midst of childbirth.

Two sides of the same psychological coin.

By: JimR

JimR — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 02:24:46 +0000

My favorite snack is the Virgin Mary on toast.

By: JimR

JimR — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 02:07:51 +0000

Mary and Jesus?… I ate them once… no big deal.

By: Regenvelter

Regenvelter — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 01:06:05 +0000

It rather looks like a phaetus to Me.
Maybe in 9 months it will develop into a bouncing baby Jesus Freak.
Pass the sacramental Mad Dog 20/20,Brother Ben!

By: deowll

deowll — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 00:29:49 +0000

Guys have been seeing females appear before their eyes in the most unlikely places for a long time.

At least he’s happy. It’s the people posting here that have problems.

By: m.c. in l.v.

m.c. in l.v. — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:43:23 +0000

Looks like the lava lamp is giving him the finger instead. This is no miracle, just the result of the thinnest part of the wax melting first from the hottest part of the light bulb underneath it. Ours does the same thing but usually releases a bigger stream of wax. Guess I’ll start experimenting with it and see if I can get it to produce some sort of religious icon and then sell it on ebay too.

By: Rabble Rouser

Rabble Rouser — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:42:48 +0000

Wow! the colors!
I have seen a lot of things in my lava light. Under the influence of many a controlled substance though.

By: Buzz

Buzz — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:14:15 +0000

Wax works in mysterious ways…

By: haywood11

haywood11 — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:13:01 +0000

Everytime I turned off my lava lamp, it never froze in the position I turned it off. Someone is grasping for attention.

By: Alpha13

Alpha13 — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:46:48 +0000

DUDE — light another one!