Wealthy men give women more orgasms – Times Online In other words lie about your wealth. Or just be like most guys and not really care.

Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.

They found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms.

“Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner,” said Dr Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research.

He believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceived quality.




  1. amodedoma says:

    Let’s face it, a wealthy man’s wife has to be more convincing than say a middle class wife. Somehow I think the orgasm count includes fakes and a lot of acting. A rich man doesn’t have to tolerate sexual frustration and can afford to divorce. For the middle class guy it’s cheaper to keep her. True sexual gratification comes from the application of skill and enthusiasm, a little bit of romance doesn’t hurt either.

  2. comhcinc says:

    well if i ever become rich then i might just kill my wife with the orgasm.

    oh yeah ;)

  3. Named says:

    Q: How can you tell when a woman orgasms?

    A: Who cares?

  4. billabong says:

    I’m over 50 now and I worry about my orgasm and no one else.

  5. Zybch says:

    So this just proves what we all suspected all along. Women are shallow.

  6. Farquaon says:

    Bad writing, the first 3 paragraphs say the same thing.

  7. Luc says:

    Thanks for making me picture Bill and Melinda having sex. >:-(

  8. DJ says:

    Rich guys have alot of household help…pool boy, yard man, cleaning crew, tennis pro…

  9. sargasso says:

    No mention in the article, of who the wives are having it with.

  10. BigBoyBC says:

    There ya’ go DJ, put more men on the job…

  11. bobbo says:

    Where is the BS Meter?

  12. LibertyLover says:

    See? Greed IS good.

  13. wiglebot says:

    Weathly men give more orgasm to themselves with their fast internet and big high res porn monitors.

  14. OvenMaster says:

    35 years ago when I was a teenager, my dad told me that what really turned women on was either a big wallet or a big d*ck.

    Thanks for proving my dad right :)

  15. brm says:

    Wealthy women give me more orgasms, so it’s a horse apiece.

  16. I post this sort of thing every so often just to make sure the readers of this blog are incorrigible. THANKS!

  17. tyates says:

    I feel so much better about myself now. I always thought it was my small penis.

  18. richard cranium says:

    I know a couple of ladys that can get moist at the sight of a stack of Franklins. Anyway. has Obama got my check in the mail yet.

  19. Sinn Fein says:

    Yup, wives may need to moan extra loud and long to keep their rich husbands BUT, the legions of Babelicious Gold Diggers out there will ALWAYS ORGAZZ LOUDER AND LONGER AND MORE FAKE than any wife can imagine….Welcome to the 50% Divorce Rate.

  20. Sinn Fein says:

    OvenMaster, your Dad was 100% right on…although, a big wallet can suddenly make ANY d*ck seem BIG…makes Viagra seem like Pez.



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