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Her master’s voice
Sounds great, and you say that it is wireless?
Queen of Brobdingnag listens to her 1st Opera.
Can you hear me now?
The Apple Corporation predicts sales of the iGamaphone will break all personal music player chart records this year. On going patent issues with Edison appear to have been resolved.
Steampunk iPod.
“We’ve secretly replaced RCA’s dog with this giantess — let’s see if they notice…”
iPod .0001
The world’s smallest record plays for you.
Yes! You too can collect ear wax for fun and profit!
Just as good as 3G with AT&T.
All new for 1938, the iPhono
I can hear the ocean.
“This new Micro-LP technology will be the wave of the future!!!”
I hear dead people…
for complete personal auditory cleansing needs.! De-burring attachment included!
“Are you sure this is the lost audio from Cranky Geeks?”
With the Dandruff Disintegrator, scalp-flakes need not be the debilitating social concern that it currently is. Just hold close to your head, twist the base for light or heavy dandruff, and move in slow semi-circular motions around the whole of your head.
I just need a second one and I’ll have stereo!
the iPhonographNano can be yours for only $99
Victrolian Suicide
With a frequency response of 1000-1200 Hz, senior citizens — why pay for needless frills?
Stock photo of iPhono, the subject of a class action lawsuit against Apple for scratched disks…
If you play it backward, you hear, “The witch is dead.”
Sony’s long forgotten mini record format.
Its Steve Jobs Grandma.
Prior Art
You know what this is? This is a recording of the world’s smallest violin, and it’s playing just for you.
Sony’s original music player the first to use UMD proprietary media! Re-released due to their $1.1b loss!
I can hear you breathing…..
I’m a douche bag.
This is the worst iPhone app yet.
Amazing! Remove Headaches in Seconds!
Just put our patented radium amplifier to your ear for 30 seconds and feel the difference.
You can hear the sound of Walt Disney breathing in your ear!
Introducing: the iPod Retro!
The original Bluetooth headset…
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