anal-chair-death

GIZMODO- Well, stories don’t get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on.

Oh, Chinese made, it makes sense now.




  1. GetSmart says:

    Think I’ll BUILD my next chair.

  2. RMVX says:

    Yikes!

    @#16 – I just did. Scared me for a sec

  3. Lou says:

    C I Taco Bell

  4. Mr. Fusion says:

    #8, Angel,

    That was sick. I watched about 21 seconds and that was more than enough.

  5. Troublemaker says:

    Fake…

  6. Mac Guy says:

    I wonder if they made Leo’s exercise ball…

  7. Pete says:

    if it was American made he would have died from salmonella…

  8. AlgoreIsWorseThanHitler says:

    #8 – Holy Obama!

    It’s been a looonnnggggg time since something was so nasty I had to look away and gag.

    I salute you!

  9. Rick Cain says:

    How can you misuse a chair? I have a korean made chair with gas cylinder that I bought back in 1995, its fallen off a pickup truck, slid 50 feet down the road, I’ve taken it with me over 3 residences, I’ve stood on it, rocked in it, slept in it, spun in it and it has yet to explode.

    Lets face it the Chinese make crap, and they don’t really care because they know we Americans will buy crap as long as its CHEAP.

  10. jtmiller says:

    Well, I have a chair with a gas cylinder that was made five years ago. I’m sitting on it now, I don’t think it could possi AEIEIRIERIEIEIEIEIEIEIEEEEEEeeeeeooowwww…..

  11. Angel H. Wong says:

    #24

    Yeah, those guys at Smuckers sure don’t make their strawberry jam bottles as sturdy as they used to :)

    #28

    Algore,

    Don’t forget to share it with everyone :)

  12. Mr. Fusion says:

    #31, Angel,

    I wouldn’t worry about #28 sharing. He is trying to replicate the experiment himself.

  13. Mr Diesel says:

    #9 Angel

    Damn!!

    As if my life wasn’t scarred enough I had to click on that link……….

  14. Angel H. Wong says:

    #33 Diesel,

    And what does that video taught us all? That if you’re going to stuff a rectum with a bottle it better be made of plastic :)

  15. Ralph, the School Bus Driver, says:

    #34, Angel,

    You know you’re a horny old bastard. Well, I could be wrong. You might not be old.

  16. orangetiki says:

    Yeah thanks for making me paranoid at work. thanks a lot…

  17. hochihuy says:

    The amount of gas from the cylinder would not be enough to cause explosion. The kid must have farted so hard that it produced excessive additional gas. Too much gas -> explosion! Simple.



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