The story behind this is that Jerry had a motorcycle accident last May and lost a finger. When the doctor working on the artificial finger heard he is a hacker, the immediate suggestion was to embed a USB “finger drive” to the design. Now he carries a Billix Linux distribution and the Freddy Got Fingered movie as part of his hand.
Thumbass… I mean Dumbass
Someone: “Could you please take your hands off my laptop?”
USB dude: “I can’t. You haven’t safely remove this hardware from your computer. You might lose some of your data or my finger might corrupt.”
BS!
He probably haven’t ever get laid before, and now his chances to scoere ever in his life have just dropped to 0.00000000000000000000000000
He should’ve just get full service, why just USB only?
Add vibrators built-in up his rectum, japanese fluffers along his penis and scrotum, electrostimulators near his tits, and some long-lasting newest technology batteries in the skull (apparently that area is wasted with brain).