jesusfacecushion

Thousands of people have flocked to a Roman Catholic church on the French Indian Ocean island of Reunion after believers said they saw the “face of Christ” in the pleats of a church cushion.

Church officials limited access to the Jesus-Misericordieux church in eastern Saint-Andre’s Cambuston district to a few minutes per visitor as traffic in the area ground to a halt.

Believers and curious onlookers pulled out cameras to take pictures of the cushion attached to the priest’s chair…

This is not a miracle, it’s a sign of God,” said parish priest Daniel Gavard.

A profitable sign, no doubt.




  1. bobbo says:

    Looks a whole lot more like that guy in the SAW movies. Better connection to what god will do to us as well if we don’t perform as commanded.

  2. Floyd says:

    Oboy–someone got to sit on Jesus face. Wonder how that all worked out.

  3. wiglebot says:

    Laughs,

    #2 the imprint of an Alter Boy’s face — being held down!!!

    My grandmother’s Depends has the opposite impression and she was at that church.

  4. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    There on the cushion of a seat, Jesus is perfectly positioned to blow smoke up your butt just like priests and pastors do.

    Let us pray that we be delivered from rectal cancer.

  5. I thought images of seat cushion were Forbidden In webland

    :

    I see jesus on the back of my dog but he sees jesus on the back of a moose who sees jesus in a snow drift.
    to seat cushions say their jesus one of them must be wrong

  6. amodedoma says:

    I got a skid mark in my fruit-of-the-looms looks just like the Virgin Mary, I guess I should post a picture of it or try to sell it on ebay or something.

  7. Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:

    Farts work in mysterious ways.

  8. CHFlyer says:

    Did they use botox back then? Looks like his lips were done.

  9. 888 says:

    #6
    lol

  10. plumbum says:

    For Christs’s sake, Anyone can tell thats an impression of Mr.Potatohead.

  11. meetsy says:

    looks more like Jimmy Durante to me

  12. RBG says:

    Homer Simpson

  13. BigBoyBC says:

    I kinda see Darth Vader.

    Take a steam iron to it, and see if it comes back…

  14. BubbaRay says:

    If that were a Harley seat, or one in a stunt plane, I’d be more inclined to talk about it.

  15. qsabe says:

    Must be Jesus. Looks just like those old Italian painters said he looked.



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