Comments on: Scientists find a Jurassic sea monster that could crush a Hummer

By: Buzz

Buzz — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:08:42 +0000

The reason God had to create this false history of fossils, radiocarbon dating and redshifted photonic illusions of distant galaxies was to simply test our faith. He was in a hurry. He needed to find out in just a few thousand years just how well we fit his ideal of having us in his image.

The way things seem to be going in that department, I wouldn’t be counting on seeing the end of any new 30-year mortgages.

This six thousand year creation thing paints God as a petulant, impatient, fake-evidence seeding liar and cheat—all in the name of “testing our faith”.

In order to broadcast Creationism, you have to turn God into a total jerk. Or would that be Jerk with a deity-reserved capital J?

Now THAT’s faith!

By: qsabe

qsabe — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:02:47 +0000

Hang on to those Hummers. .. GM is back to advertising their cars have more room and are bigger than the others. Doesn’t look good for their low mentality focus to keep the company afloat.

By: deowll

deowll — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:09:17 +0000

I have noted mouths and attitudes to rival Rush at this web site however back to the sea monster.

The largest ones known to me were all found in the Southern hemisphere. Not sure if that means anything or not.

By: Misanthropic Scott

Misanthropic Scott — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:58:40 +0000

#12 – John Paradox,

But… will Republicans blend?

Worth a shot. If not, there’s always the wood chipper from Fargo.

By: Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection

Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:25:55 +0000

#14 – I’d like to suggest Jesus H. Christ or WTF. Or in your case, STFU.

By: RTaylor

RTaylor — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:23:16 +0000

I knew a girl in Pittsburgh who could crush a hummer, but I digress.

By: Wretched Gnu

Wretched Gnu — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 23:19:52 +0000

I propose a moratorium on the word “Cripes” for this site. It can no longer even be excused as self-conscious-corny-cool.

Surely we can “use our words,” as momma used to say, and think of more interesting, more context-sensitive ways to express whatever this slightly “edgier” version of “Golly!” is supposed to express.

By: Hugh Ripper

Hugh Ripper — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:28:11 +0000

Nessie? Is that you?

By: John Paradox

John Paradox — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:20:23 +0000

Scott:

But… will Republicans blend?

J/P=?

By: Improbus

Improbus — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:31:02 +0000

Wow, they were living large back in the Jurassic.

By: amodedoma

amodedoma — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:54:40 +0000

‘My mommy always said there were no monsters – no real ones – but there are.’

Newt in Aliens

By: Mark Derail

Mark Derail — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:36:03 +0000

Hummer’s still play an important role.

They are a good platform for diesel/electric propulsion, like locomotives.
It’s the only 4-wheeled platform big enough for such a conversion.

By: Misanthropic Scott

Misanthropic Scott — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:23:34 +0000

#7 – god,

Don’t pollute the water with the Humpers. Just put the ground republicans in. Make sure to remove mercury fillings and other non-biodegradable items before putting them into the La Machine or Cuisinart.

By: god

god — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:50:47 +0000

For the best trolling, put a couple of oily, squirming Republicans inside the Hummers to use as chum.

By: Benjamin

Benjamin — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:20:48 +0000

#5
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#2 Marc,

You’re right! Satan created the fossils to fool humans and guide them to the wrong path!
”

I don’t get idea that dinosaur bones are not real. If I hadn’t met a person that believes that dinosaurs never existed, then I would not have believed that there are people who don’t believe dinosaurs existed.

If people believe in a worldwide Flood, then they should believe that the dinosaur fossils were laid down during intensive the flooding vulcanism which occurred while Noah and the animals floated safely in the ark.