Video — Rapping Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant

By Thursday March 19, 2009

Flight attendant David Holmes performs his on board pre-flight rap routine!



15 Comments
  1. The DON says:
    3/19/2009 at 1:52 am

    The guy on the left in the front row (at the end of the film), Does he have a pen or an e-cig in his mouth?

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  2. PierreB says:
    3/19/2009 at 3:22 am

    In a similar comedic vein, see the link below, Jet Blue’s guide for flying for CEO’s who have to give up their private jets.
    http://welcomebigwigs.com/?source=extbnr34130931212769583?

    [Please drop the WWW from URLs as WordPress doesn't display it properly... plus it's unnecessary. - ed.]

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  3. jgerhardt says:
    3/19/2009 at 5:08 am

    Southwest by far has some of the best flight attendants. Every time I have ever flown with them they have always been cracking jokes and making what is typically a very boring routine somewhat enjoyable.

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  4. Joe says:
    3/19/2009 at 5:15 am

    Note to self: don’t fly Southwest Airlines.

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  5. GigG says:
    3/19/2009 at 5:32 am

    Some airlines are big…
    Some airlines are bigger…
    Here at Southwest your stew’s a gay n!%%$#…

    Opie & Anthony went on with with rhymes like this yesterday for about 15 minutes. Amazing how many words you can get to rhyme with derogatory names for blacks and gays.

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  6. Mr Diesel says:
    3/19/2009 at 5:52 am

    What a class act Opie and Anthony must be.

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  7. Lou says:
    3/19/2009 at 6:09 am

    Like I need to hear another Rap tune.

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  8. Brad Eleven says:
    3/19/2009 at 7:33 am

    Very old school, e.g.,

    “I said, uh, hip, hop the hippy to the hippy
    To the hip hip hop, uh you don’t stop
    And rock it out, baby bubba to the boogity bang bang,
    The boogie, to the boogity beat
    Now what you hear is not a test–I’m rappin’ to the beat
    And me, the groove, and all my friends are gonna try
    To move your feet”

    Not like it could have been gangsta, but I would have liked to hear something a little more Run-DMC and a little less “rip rop ribbity do!”

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  9. Ron Larson says:
    3/19/2009 at 8:28 am

    Awesome… I wonder if he wrote that?

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  10. eenie358 says:
    3/19/2009 at 8:56 am

    i believe barry manilow wrote it, if i’m not mistaken.

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  11. Jeebers says:
    3/19/2009 at 12:16 pm

    All you fuddy duddies ripping on Southwest can just bite it. I love them guys. Best run airline in the world.

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  12. hhopper says:
    3/19/2009 at 1:23 pm

    I hate rap but I loved that.

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  13. cliff says:
    3/19/2009 at 2:10 pm

    That’s why I fly SWA, The other airlines are to stuffy and bland. Besides they have better peanuts!!!

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  14. GSTrader says:
    3/19/2009 at 5:38 pm

    This is just crap.. If I had this guy on board while a business trip, I would write in to have him fired. We don’t need such BS while traveling for high power meetings. Be professional.. the least businessmen ask for. No shorts.. no flip flops.. have a shower and shave before getting on a flight – dirty unwashed riff raffs..

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  15. BubbaRay says:
    3/20/2009 at 6:26 am

    If I had this guy on board while a business trip, I would write in to have him fired. We don’t need such BS while traveling for high power meetings. Be professional.. the least businessmen ask for.

    I can’t stop laughing. Did mom starch your shorts today, too? Not everyone travels for some professional “high power” business trip.

    Nowadays, just wrap a scarf around your neck and we’ll take the Boeing Stearman instead of the King Air. I promise not to strip search you.

    Why do I have this feeling that Mr. Fusion and bobbo are nearby…

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