1. WmDE says:

    OMG! That’s not rainwater!

  2. dbolli says:

    Seriously, you guys need to get yourselves a football team and I need to get myself a new agent.

  3. Cursor_ says:

    This is what you get when the Gates Foundation runs OLPC.

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  4. Alfred1 says:

    The DNC Bugle Call to ACORN wasn’t shovel ready…

  5. mhii says:

    Hey Baby! Come blow my horn!

  6. raster says:

    With anticipation, the crowd held their breath while Chuckles of the clown bomb-squad attempted to disarm the trumpet…

  7. Uncle Dave says:

    The crowd watches silently as the test pilot is about to attempt the first ever fart trumpet assisted human powered flight.

  8. Uncle Don says:

    Honored to have been chosen to receive Madame Gazonga’s entire $35m fortune in his bank account for safekeeping, Gordo the Astounding offers to demonstrate to the villagers of one small town his Astounding Trumpet Penis Growing Method.

  9. notatt says:

    WOW! It’s not often UNCLE DAVE makes a personal appearance!!!

  10. Uncle Don says:

    And first … SECOND … time for his brother!

    (thought I’d say hello)

  11. ECA says:

    Awww, COM-ON, BLOW my HORN…
    Anybody, PLEASE…Blow my horn..

  12. Kathmandu says:

    Michael Jackson makes his last concert appearance in Minot, ND.

    The citizens of Tonopah, NV learn that George W. Bush will do anything to raise money for his Presidential library.

  13. Hugh Ripper says:

    Binky the Strange distracts the crowd with his hilarious antics while Hillary Clinton goes round back and steals their cattle.

    Mission Accomplished.

  14. BigBoyBC says:

    A-Rod distracts the crowd as Madonna steals another kid…

  15. Dennis says:

    “In the Morning!”

  16. traaxx says:

    Dumbass Evil White Jerk on is his back to a lot non-blue eyed innocents asking for it, and he’ll get it too.

  17. JimR says:

    Wanted: Clown for blow job.

  18. cosmo1974 says:

    “Who’s Next!”

  19. thedirtyvicar says:

    “If you thought my ping pong trick was gross, get a load of this!”

  20. gmoore says:

    “Go ahead, make my day!”



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