All The Sex, None of The Nagging!
Are you tired of wondering if she’s cheating on you? Do you love to leave the toilet seat up? Want to enjoy freedom on the weekend and watch a little football with your buddies, rather than work on your “honey do” list? Well, now you don’t have to worry any of that with the latest craze in adult dating, dating and marrying inmates for conjugal visits. With a conjugal marriage, you will finally have a wife with the perfect amount of freedoms and rights, and more importantly, you will finally start enjoying your own.
Browse our inmates and find a little of your own conjugal happiness today!
Here’s a sample of one of the lovelies.
Name: Teardrop
Age: 18
State: Mississippi
Convictions: Murder but it wasn’t like that i got setup by my pimp and his frenz.
Hobbies and Interests: I collect flowers from the yard but they mostly weeds. Sometimes I press them or do love me nots with them but then I just end up tearing them apart cuz they don’t love me back.
Why I Deserve Another Chance: My celly doesn’t get me and she won’t take a walk on the pink side for me. I’m too young to be alone and I got years of street experience that means I’d be the hottest hour a month of your life till death do us parts.
Ha!
I bet she shags like a minx.
The Herpes sore on the lip kills it for me, well that and I don’t think my spouse wouldn’t like it.
This does not seem like a good idea. I thought conjugal visits were limited to spouses that pre-date your imprisonment.
The world just keeps getting weirder every single hour.
Throw in a Green Card, I’m in.
If you still feel, after understanding the many benefits of having a wife in prison for life, that you want to marry a non-life-sentence-serving person, you will be free to do so
Hilarious…and I wonder if its for me! I’m thinking….
Name: Lassie
Age: 18
State: California
Hobbies and Interests: I like reading and not getting beat up. I spend all my time doing those two things.
Convictions: Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.
Mmmmm!
I don’t think I want a conjugal visit with a girl with a nickname of Fisty, especially after seeing what she is in for……
Name: Fisty
Age: 25
State: Mississippi
Hobbies and Interests: I do protection in here and I also like to read and do some poetry. I have a job in the garden and I like that it’s nice.
Convictions: Rape, assault with a deadly weapon and rape again. Only takes three for life and threes a crowd.
…I’d be the hottest hour a month of your life till death do us parts.
Anyone with a death wish?
Anyone had a hard time reading through it all? Was really tough for me but I somehow made it
Finally Paddy-O can get laid…maybe.
Couldn’t be any worse than the bitches I work with here at the church.
I didn’t RTFA, are any of them triple input??
when truth is stranger than fiction make some fiction out of it
You know their will be a movie or reality show with this premise
I can see it now: tonight on Fox the season finally of “InMating” with only 3 couples left one couple will learn a new use for a shiv, some one gets paroled and the fun stops cold, and as always some one gets IT in the end. who will survive? Followed by tonight’s Fox classic move that action packed nail bitter” Big Bust Out” from 1973
oh Tom Servo where are you? Even my reality needs you now.
Would that it were true, it would be a godsend.
I loved the copyright…
“© 2008 Conjugal Love LLC in Cooperation With the Governor of Illinois”
I’d watch that #15!
So what if they do get out? You can’t count on the government for anything.
Name: Scrappy4Life
Age: 20
State: California
Hobbies and Interests: I’m active in the “political system” in here and tho I’m young I’m moving up the ranks of the strongest gang in here.
Convictions: two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash.
WTF…”premedicated” murder is what exactly?!?! And how are you going to kill kids you used to “wash”? This shit is too funny
Wake up! The site isn’t real. the registration page takes you to a site spoofing perfume scented like Rosie O’Donnell’s vagina…