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  1. Redpill says:

    A parking ticket would have sufficed.

  2. Wayne Philips says:

    Parking ticket? We don’t need no stinkin’ parking ticket.

  3. chris says:

    Fake! Lack of broken glass. At least one of those on the hood would have hit the engine. Uniform depth of similarly placed axes.

    At first glance: Around 10K of repairs.
    Then: What a moronic waste of a fine auto.
    And Finally: What a waste of time.

  4. Canine says:

    Today on Top Gear the Audi is finally picked as our car of the year.

  5. ECA says:

    Audi ya Pick a Fight..

  6. chris says:

    http://boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/hacked-audi-p1.php

    Okay, well if it was a fake it was a REALLY good one.

  7. Tomas says:

    Investment Banker revenge!!!!!

  8. faxon says:

    Ewwwww….pick me! Pick me!

  9. somecalmetim says:

    Hows that old saying go?…”If god lived on earth and had an Audi people would break his windows.”…

  10. Daniel Kaiser says:

    The villagers were finely fed up with Dr. Frankenstein’s creation.

  11. Poppa Boner says:

    Another damn Billy Maze commercial!

  12. None says:

    “that’ll teach you to pick up those hoes, you jackass”

  13. Dale says:

    Pick a car, any car.

  14. madtruckman says:

    I told him not to park his foreign car at the UAW hall….

  15. Ringo says:

    The subtle hint left on his car made Jim rethink his choice of having various romantic encounters with the all-female coalminer’s union.

  16. RicoSauve says:

    “Pick axe storage: You’re doing it wrong!”

    “Jim! Be careful with that bag of pickax—LOOK OUT BELOW!!!”

    (Hank Hill)
    “Got dang it Bobby! I told you not to practice juggling your pick axes in the parking lot!”

  17. righteous indignation says:

    n00b juggles while standing on car, good thing it wasn’t chainsaws.

  18. thePenguin says:

    “Billy Mays here for Simonize fix it…”

  19. #20 – Mark T. – Thanks for the vote.

    Here’s one more attempt:

    You can pick your friends; you can pick your Audi; but, you can’t pick your friend’s Audi.

    Nah … doesn’t really work.

  20. #33 – ale,

    I like it … and deliberately dropped the D to match your post.



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