1. jbellies says:

    “If I don’t get some service right now, I’m going to show you my backside.”

  2. Somebody_Else says:

    The newest TSA employee.

  3. Uncle Don says:

    “Marshmallow bombs … no, no! I’m not kidding! They pulled a guy in Tampa for having marshmallow bombs! What? You want me to leave the building? Oh … al right.”

    Later …

    “George HW, here.”

    “Dad? They don’t believe me anymore.”

  4. User7 says:

    Man she looks tough, I hope he doesn’t giver her any crap!

  5. OvenMaster says:

    “Hi, I’m a recently discharged disgruntled veteran who can’t find a job. Can you direct me to the al-Qaeda booth?”

  6. McCullough says:

    I joined the TSA and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

  7. chuck says:

    The front of the T-shirt reads “I’m not a”.
    So they shoot him in the back.

  8. ECA says:

    You’ve had a hard time finding me, so I decided to put it on a T-shirt..
    ================================
    CAN YOU SEE(hear pun)ME NOW??

  9. Delta Dan says:

    That is the new uniform for their IT department, he just finished setting up the video display.

  10. KJA says:

    “you must have gotten in through Canada” – Janet Napolitano

  11. Jägermeister says:

    - Why would we hire you?

    + I give the biggest bang for the buck!

  12. Hugh Ripper says:

    All returning combat veterans now get a free T-Shirt.

  13. Palooka says:

    “You talking to me? Are you talking to me? You must be talking to me. I don’t see any one else here.” overheard before Travis Bickle III wnet medieval on the nice DHS lady.

  14. m.c. in l.v. says:

    Hi, I’m one of the over one million people George Bush’s administration put on the Terrorist Watch List. Is this where I sign up to have my name removed? Please don’t waterboard me.

  15. Greg Allen says:

    Oh, you’re a right winger! That’s OK, then.

  16. pcsmith says:

    Is this a time warp?

  17. JimR says:

    Soon they’ll be teaching border security how to read.

  18. dm says:

    One man’s terrorist is another man’s Freedom Fighter

  19. Troublemaker says:

    Israeli applying for a job.



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