“Marshmallow bombs … no, no! I’m not kidding! They pulled a guy in Tampa for having marshmallow bombs! What? You want me to leave the building? Oh … al right.”
“You talking to me? Are you talking to me? You must be talking to me. I don’t see any one else here.” overheard before Travis Bickle III wnet medieval on the nice DHS lady.
Hi, I’m one of the over one million people George Bush’s administration put on the Terrorist Watch List. Is this where I sign up to have my name removed? Please don’t waterboard me.
“If I don’t get some service right now, I’m going to show you my backside.”
The newest TSA employee.
“Marshmallow bombs … no, no! I’m not kidding! They pulled a guy in Tampa for having marshmallow bombs! What? You want me to leave the building? Oh … al right.”
Later …
“George HW, here.”
“Dad? They don’t believe me anymore.”
…
Man she looks tough, I hope he doesn’t giver her any crap!
“Hi, I’m a recently discharged disgruntled veteran who can’t find a job. Can you direct me to the al-Qaeda booth?”
I joined the TSA and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
The front of the T-shirt reads “I’m not a”.
So they shoot him in the back.
You’ve had a hard time finding me, so I decided to put it on a T-shirt..
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CAN YOU SEE(hear pun)ME NOW??
That is the new uniform for their IT department, he just finished setting up the video display.
“you must have gotten in through Canada” – Janet Napolitano
- Why would we hire you?
+ I give the biggest bang for the buck!
All returning combat veterans now get a free T-Shirt.
“You talking to me? Are you talking to me? You must be talking to me. I don’t see any one else here.” overheard before Travis Bickle III wnet medieval on the nice DHS lady.
Hi, I’m one of the over one million people George Bush’s administration put on the Terrorist Watch List. Is this where I sign up to have my name removed? Please don’t waterboard me.
Oh, you’re a right winger! That’s OK, then.
Is this a time warp?
Soon they’ll be teaching border security how to read.
One man’s terrorist is another man’s Freedom Fighter
Israeli applying for a job.