Statue 1: DAM Iv been standing here for over 100 years. Holding up this wall..
Statue 2: ya, I know. Iv been here as long listening to you gripe.
Statue 1: WOW look at that..
Statue 2: What, HUH!, what is it? OMFG!!
Statue 1: After all these years of standing here, WE’ get a better view.
Statue 2: I get the one on the right..
Statue 1: AND WHAT?? You cant even get a woody, you are made of Stone.. You cant even move..
Statue 2: Oops I forgot..DAM! At least I can dream.. MORE, MORE!!
I’ll take real life over frozen art any day.
One of the themes of “Ode on a Greecian Urn.” Over my head no matter how many times I have read it, but the Footnotes are good.
I wish we had legs…
And he looked upon the window and saw that the Gods were generous, and pretty frustrated at being made of stone.
damn!! we coulda had a V-8!
Oh for Christ’s sake, we asked for men…..
YE GODS!!
I can’t find my f’n legs!
I vote on 2.
Bob : Dude ! What a hot piece of a*** !
Dan : Damn man, I created that ?
Bob: Stay right their babe. Ahhh yea. Let the God have a nice look at you !
Just do it!
I don’t know about you, Larry, but these skinny chicks leave me stone cold.
Interestingly, it was these women that made them hard.
…When they said this building needed a buttress, I had my doubts, but now…..
does this window make my ass look fat?
I’m rock hard….You?
I’m trying to think of a come on .. but i’m too stoned
Toga! Toga!
Statue 1: DAM Iv been standing here for over 100 years. Holding up this wall..
Statue 2: ya, I know. Iv been here as long listening to you gripe.
Statue 1: WOW look at that..
Statue 2: What, HUH!, what is it? OMFG!!
Statue 1: After all these years of standing here, WE’ get a better view.
Statue 2: I get the one on the right..
Statue 1: AND WHAT?? You cant even get a woody, you are made of Stone.. You cant even move..
Statue 2: Oops I forgot..DAM! At least I can dream.. MORE, MORE!!
and on the 7th day, God created HOT ASS!!!
My kingdom for a pair of feet!