Hugh Ripper says:

Some folk accept aging gracefully and retire to obscurity. Others feel the need dress up as spotted poodles and entertain us.

Alfred1 says:

What’s Michael Jackson doing here?

Glenn E. says:

I would never go to a concert named after some stupid music producer (“Hit Man: David Foster and Friend”). Apparently the music industry is hurting so badly from all the music piracy, that they can throw this concert for themselves (the “and Friends” part). With a name like that, I don’t get the impression it was meant for the general public, at Vegas. Perhaps they were celebrating getting Pirate’s Bay founders put in prison.

Mr Diesel says:

I’d still do her.

gquaglia says:

Can anyone say washed up?

AlBme says:

CAPTION: “From the SFX genius that brought you Ricardo Montalban’s chest on ‘Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn’ . . .”

COMMENT: My deceased Puerto Rican mother had an expression just for these occasions: Fo!

(BTW, it’s pronounced abruptly, (with emphasis), somewhere between fuh and foh. If you want to know what it means — just stare at the photo until nausea sets in. Then you’ll know what Fo! means.)