Comments on: Bridge jumper in China gets a “helping hand” http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/ General interest observations and true web-log. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 04:40:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Nimby http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527911 Nimby Sun, 24 May 2009 17:29:56 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527911 # 22 Mr. Fusion "Wouldn’t you want Alphie to remain in suspense a little longer..." You're right. I guess hanging would be an option. What? You had some other kind of suspension in mind? # 22 Mr. Fusion “Wouldn’t you want Alphie to remain in suspense a little longer…”

You’re right. I guess hanging would be an option.

What? You had some other kind of suspension in mind?

]]> By: OvenMaster http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527839 OvenMaster Sun, 24 May 2009 14:32:36 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527839 跳转！跳转！跳转！ (translates to Jump! Jump! Jump!) Thank you, Google Language Tools. :D 跳转！跳转！跳转！
(translates to Jump! Jump! Jump!)
Thank you, Google Language Tools. :D

]]> By: B.Dog http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527804 B.Dog Sun, 24 May 2009 11:11:11 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527804 Maybe "Dirty Harry" Lai didn't know how to say "jump" in Chinese. Do you? Maybe “Dirty Harry” Lai didn’t know how to say “jump” in Chinese. Do you?

]]> By: Taikonot http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527793 Taikonot Sun, 24 May 2009 10:29:29 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527793 My hero: Mr.Lai. My hero: Mr.Lai.

]]> By: P(L)uke http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527781 P(L)uke Sun, 24 May 2009 09:03:08 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527781 # 18 Are you a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence? Just curious. Also, do you mean fat = obese? I'm actually rather slender if you must know. # 18

Are you a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence? Just curious.

Also, do you mean fat = obese? I’m actually rather slender if you must know.

]]> By: Badcam http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527779 Badcam Sun, 24 May 2009 08:33:15 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527779 Here's a video: <object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/sPRM1BfxKL0&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/sPRM1BfxKL0&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object> Here’s a video:

]]> By: bobbo http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527765 bobbo Sun, 24 May 2009 07:03:46 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527765 Just a reminder to pro and con alike: NOTHING HAPPENED. Thank you. Just a reminder to pro and con alike:

NOTHING HAPPENED.

Thank you.

]]> By: GF http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527754 GF Sun, 24 May 2009 05:47:20 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527754 Lulz Humans Lulz Humans

]]> By: Greg Allen http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527736 Greg Allen Sun, 24 May 2009 04:16:36 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527736 Seriously dudes, you should all move to communist China -- a country that suits callous people like you better. As for me, I have compassion for suicidal people. Seriously dudes, you should all move to communist China — a country that suits callous people like you better.

As for me, I have compassion for suicidal people.

]]> By: Santa Maria http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527729 Santa Maria Sun, 24 May 2009 03:16:37 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527729 #17 Luke Since when have we been scared of the Chinese Army?? I guess they don't want to increase their stash of terracotta warriors; since 6ft underground is where the Chinese Army will end up if they dare attack us. #17 Luke

Since when have we been scared of the Chinese Army?? I guess they don’t want to increase their stash of terracotta warriors; since 6ft underground is where the Chinese Army will end up if they dare attack us.

]]> By: AdmFubar http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527728 AdmFubar Sun, 24 May 2009 03:11:13 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527728 hhmmm seems safer than being tasered.... hhmmm seems safer than being tasered….

]]> By: Special Ed http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527720 Special Ed Sun, 24 May 2009 02:26:55 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527720 You know when the guy that got pushed probably had his asshole bite a hole through his BVDs. You know when the guy that got pushed probably had his asshole bite a hole through his BVDs.

]]> By: Mr. Fusion http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527717 Mr. Fusion Sun, 24 May 2009 02:17:01 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527717 #21, Nimby, Wouldn't you want Alphie to remain in suspense a little longer about if there is, ... or isn't, an afterlife? Naaa, me neither. #21, Nimby,

Wouldn’t you want Alphie to remain in suspense a little longer about if there is, … or isn’t, an afterlife?

Naaa, me neither.

]]> By: Nimby http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-2/#comment-1527710 Nimby Sun, 24 May 2009 01:56:39 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527710 For one brief, lovely moment, I thought it might be Alfie that got shoved. No,no,no. You misunderstand my motives: I merely want Alfie to meet his beloved gods as soon as possible. Really. As soon as possible. For one brief, lovely moment, I thought it might be Alfie that got shoved.

No,no,no. You misunderstand my motives: I merely want Alfie to meet his beloved gods as soon as possible. Really. As soon as possible.

]]> By: Ah_Yea http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/05/23/bridge-jumper-in-china-gets-a-%e2%80%9chelping-hand%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-1527707 Ah_Yea Sun, 24 May 2009 01:38:46 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=49259#comment-1527707 I love the guy's salute. A class act. I love the guy’s salute. A class act.

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