FirstTimeCaller says:

Boy, girl, boy, girl order seemed like a good idea at the time…

Matt says:

“Daddy, what are those elephants doing?” asks the little girl.

Thinking quickly the daddy says, “The elephant in back hurt his leg and the one in front is helping him home.”

“Huh,” says the little girl, “just like people. You try to help someone out and you get screwed . . .”

Honky Doodle says:

Any horse farmer, rancher, and Amish knows that you can’t harness a stallion in the same team with a mare in heat! Who is the dummy that hitched up this entourage? He should be fired for incompetence.
If you want the cows bred, then put them in the coral with the stallion, but keep the team’s productivity on the road not the procreativity!
What are you going to do if a randy male elephant hurts or kills a paying tourist? Some of these clients can sue you for more than you are worth, dead and cremated! Schmuk

strukhoff says:

Fucking elephants…

SVTMan says:

I’m glad you didn’t provide a link to embiggen this…

Lee E Stevens says:

New never before seen adverb definitions of “We are fucked,”Get off my fucking back, what a fucking trip”.as a new noun Thats what I call a traveling trunk,
Comments Bill Clintons kind of elephant.
Dont woory hes a retired Circus Elephant that likes to be watched.
Ok boys we know who is the swinging Dick on this Safari.Stuck up safari elephants.

Uncle Patso says:

How does the old song go?
“Ride, ride, ride, go for a ride…”