Comments on: Ever Been To A Kentucky Shotgun Wedding Bachelor Party?

By: Glenn E.

Glenn E. — Tue, 26 May 2009 08:37:13 +0000

So where and when do they draw the line for the gun touting? The deliveries or the christenings? Let’s be sure the little ones develop a case of hearing loss, as early as possible. If it’s not guns, it would be race cars or vicious dogs. Some “adults” just can’t get over playing with their precious damn toys. These were apparently denied theirs, in their youth. So now they’ll show mom and dad, by turning into Rambo.

BTW, I’m not surprised Sarah P. turned out to be a leadhead. She must think appearing as the Rambo Gov, will keep getting her elected. As long as Alaskans are that gullible, this will probably work.

By: Ah_Yea

Ah_Yea — Mon, 25 May 2009 12:17:59 +0000

Now I know the reason for full auto.

Without it, an Oklahoman couldn’t hit ANYTHING!

By: Ah_Yea

Ah_Yea — Mon, 25 May 2009 12:14:15 +0000

#10. Oh Yes!

I’m moving to Oklahoma!

By: denacron

denacron — Mon, 25 May 2009 05:36:35 +0000

Kentucky? This guy is from there. I think he would approve.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4zVndUhcKLM

By: Cap'nKangaroo

Cap'nKangaroo — Mon, 25 May 2009 05:21:06 +0000

I believe there is a yearly event in Oklahoma that would put this to shame. Every gun loving person is invited to bring your own or borrow/rent ones from the organizers. From Uzi’s and MP-5’s to a Browning M2 .50 Caliber are present and ready to blast away.

http://gunvideos.blogspot.com/2008/10/oklahoma-full-auto-shoot.html

or look at this site. great way to celebrate the summer solstice.

http://oklahomafullauto.com/

By: SmallMindBigGun

SmallMindBigGun — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:01:27 +0000

Shooting guns is for real fucking men. Holding the power of instant death in my hands gives me a boner just fucking thinking about it. I practice a lot because someday I might have to blow some fucking assholes head off. Yeah, better not cross me sucker. Guns have cool names like the fucking Bushmaster M4. Yah, I’m master of the wild and dangerous fucking bushland. That’s me. Fucking tough, rugged, me against fucking nature. It’s so cool to sneak up on some asshole animal and blast a fucking hole in it. We have to show those asshole animals who is the fucking boss. Bam! Bam! That feels so fucking good. That powerful blast gives me a fucking thrill. Someday I might get even get me a fucking terrorist. Right now, I need a fucking beer.

By: qb

qb — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:17:40 +0000

Excessive drinking and shooting together. What could possibly go wrong?

By: Toxic Asshead

Toxic Asshead — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:58:22 +0000

Anyone who doesn’t like shooting guns and blowing stuff up has no reason to exist.

By: Stu Mulne

Stu Mulne — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:24:52 +0000

A pregnant woman probably shouldn’t be on an indoor range – lots of interesting chemicals in the air that might not be great for the fetus….

However, it’s legal, and fun, too….

(Although, in this context, a little nuts….)

My daughter usually brings home some real winners, but for the latest, she arranged for me to meet him at a range session. Nice kid….

By: KD Martin

KD Martin — Sun, 24 May 2009 14:38:22 +0000

plus a Ceremony by Certified Range Safety Officer and Minister (that would be me).

Nothing says I love you like a full-on auto ceremony by the Gun Range Safety Officer. Thanks, Uncle Dave!

No wonder King Of The Hill was canceled – it’s too much like real life there in Arlen, TX.

By: aMillionWays2HumiliateYerself

aMillionWays2HumiliateYerself — Sun, 24 May 2009 14:24:43 +0000

#2 Uncle Dave

Thanks for the tip but I already clicked on the link and while it seemed somewhat elaborate, I still thought it must be a hoax. After all, how could it not be?

#3 The Warden

I enjoy shooting just as much as the next person – maybe more. Apparently, associating guns and shooting with weddings causes a disconnect in my mind.

I think it’s a psychological thing. I blame it on the bullet I took in my own head at my own wedding.

By: The Warden

The Warden — Sun, 24 May 2009 13:33:21 +0000

It’s called creative marketing and it’s clever on their part.

There are people that enjoy shooting. Why is that a shock to so many of you ignorant leftist fools on here?

By: Uncle Dave

Uncle Dave — Sun, 24 May 2009 13:23:17 +0000

#1: Oddly enough, if you click on the link, it’s not.

By: aMillionWays2HumiliateYerself

aMillionWays2HumiliateYerself — Sun, 24 May 2009 13:00:53 +0000

This is a joke, right?

I hear they also do Divorce Parties — but you have to pay up front.