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That’s the noise it makes? “Bing?” |
Microsoft’s expected unveiling of a new search engine next week will be accompanied by a massive ad campaign that won’t mention Google and Yahoo by name but will ask if you’re happy with the results you get from competing services, AdAge reports.
The search engine will be named “Bing” which raises an obvious question: will an ad campaign said to be upwards of $100 million ever get anybody to say “Just Bing it”?
Google has about 65% of the search market share, and Yahoo about 20%. Microsoft in in the single digits. But so strategic is search, and so tied is it to ad-supported services that will only grow in importance with the increased use of cloud-computing — where your data is readily available to the people whose services you are using — and so deep are Microsoft’s pockets that even $100 million to move the needle a bit would seem to be worth the effort. Indeed, the Redmond, Washington software giant was willing to spend more than $30 billion to acquire Yahoo mainly to acquire its relatively better search prowess.
I know Microsoft has jillions of dollars and thousands of coders. You have to wonder how long they will bumble along burning up these enormous pyres of money – as an alternative to designing and marketing truly useful products?












Chandler…BING!!
Sorry, just had to…
Maybe Microsoft could use some of their money to buy some search technology that was actually worth a shit. Frankly, even if their search technology didn’t suck I still wouldn’t use a Microsoft search engine because I don’t trust the company not to skew the results.
#1: Unfortunately, even before I saw your comment, that was the first thing I’d thought of. That dumbass “Friends” show.
Thanks again, Mr. Ballmer, for making Microsoft the butt of jokes once again.
I was thinking it would sing “White Christmas” everytime it scored a hit.
Budda Bing,
could have called it ‘Bong’
then everyone would have hit it,
even Michael Phelps
Budda Bing, Budda Bong
Budda Bingo, Budda Bongo
Interesting, I hope it is based on live.com. I often do identical searches with google & live. Live.com outperforms google about 70% of the time.
Does anybody use MS search?
I don’t see myself saying “Just ‘Bing’ it.”
I know a woman named Bing. It is a Philippino first name.
If Helados Bing (the Mexican ice cream company) sues their asses off, I know who I’ll be rooting for!
badda boom badda bing! the search engine for goombas!
or
ricochet rabbit witll be their spokes person (!!??!!??)
bing! bing! bing! my searches shoot all over the internet whe i use bing..
i wonder if the search results just land you on microsoft centric sites?
hhmmmm no opensource for you!!! NEXT!
The estate of Bing Crosby will be calling its lawyers.
Never mind ice cream, the lawyers retained by the Estate of Bing Crosby must be rubbing their hands with glee. The guy was immensely rich when he died, with all kinds of blue chip stocks in his portfolio. This name is a bad idea all-round.
And I thought “Kumo” was a stupid name. Of course, who knows. People may come to love it. And remember, “Google” was a spelling error…
GOOOOONNNGG!!!
What was wrong with the “Live Search” name?
So you have no idea that this search engine is bad, but because it’s from Microsoft, you just want to make negative comments.
@chuck
You mean besides its obvious lameness?
DEAR MSFT PLZ HIRE MKTG DEPT KTHX!
They should call it “Suck”. Can’t find the info you want? Just Suck It!