“I mean, when you get pulled over, you want a friendly picture for the cop to look at.”
CHRISTOPHER GEORGE
Virginia driver opposed to the state’s new ban on smiling in driver’s license photos
Quirky as it may seem, a new no smile policy will soon be in place at all Virginia DMVs, through it’s already made it to Roanoke. When drivers now go to get their picture taken for their license, they’ll be asked to keep a neutral expression. A dull face, versus a smile, will make it easier for DMV to use face recognition software in the future, if the move is approved by state lawmakers. The software would help crackdown on identity fraud, an ongoing problem in Virginia.
“I think anything to keep people from doing stuff illegal, I’m fine with that,” said Toby Brown. “Well, they do the same thing for the passport. You can’t smile when you get a passport,” said Amy Nichols. Another new change, instead of getting your driver’s license the same day, you’ll get a temporary ID good for 30 days, until the real one is processed at a central location in Danville and mailed to you.
It appears the DMV will be the collection point for the state to capture your pre-crime image. This will inevitably lead to a ban on smiling anywhere there is a use for face recognition cameras, which will of course be everywhere. Do you feel safer yet? We are being governed by idiots.
This is another scheme. Do some research and let your state representatives know you are against making this a smile less surveillance society. Next they will demand you not smile at the bank, at the checkout when using your ATM, or when driving, lest you be ticketed.
Who’d be smiling in these times anyway?
#2. Apparently, Australian women.
i think the UK already has this. i know for sure they have it for passports. it has nothing to do with a smile-less society, its just a more accurate way of identifying people’s faces. it has nothing to do with civil liberties and should not be clouded with them. its not like they’re taking away your right to smile. this was a poor story to post.
VA wasn’t the only state, there were 3 others who pulled the same stunt. Now if I could only find the article…
Hmmm… If you’re leaving the scene of a crime smile like an idiot, if a hi-res smile can throw the software off a lo-res smile will do even better.
or push one side of your jaw down when you’re getting the picture taken.
or a cotton ball in your jaw.
or a breathe right strip on your nose covered by concealer.
or grow a thick untrimmed beard(that you usually don’t have) before going for the picture.
or subtly open or squint your eyes.
or hold your jaw to one side.
or tape your earlobes back.
In a better time, you did not need a fucking “License” to ride a horse, or drive a team. You did not need to “register” your wagon. No. Now, the government says you have to be “licensed”, and “registered”. Why is that? So they can collect money from you at the drop of a donut. And now, so they can track you everywhere you go. RFIDs, on your vehicle license plate, readable by pole mounted devices, are next, and NOBODY will stand up and revolt against it. Why? Because it’s for “Homeland Security”. I am getting really fed up with our society.
indiana has had this ignorant rule for about a year now….
If this upsets you… How about showing your ear(s)? It’s just a matter of time before this is enforced on this side of the pond.
Take two damn photos already… photons are free. Put one on the license (smile if you like), put the other one (no smiling damnit!) in the database for facial recognition. Problem solved. Now we can move on to the trivial stuff…
Biometrics is the only sure form of ID, and only an iris scan is reliable over time.
#11:
“Biometrics is the only sure form of ID, and only an iris scan is reliable over time.”
Which is exactly why I don’t want them storing this shit.
These bureaucrats will put so much faith in the biometrics that you’ll be screwed when someone swaps out your iris print from the central database.
I can see it now: you go in with a hundred people who can vouch for your identity, but the automaton behind the desk will be all like, “yeah, but your iris doesn’t match the database. sorry.”
brm, just as likely as someone swapping your driver’s license number, eh?
If you’d rather trust your life secrets to a PIN (something you know) or card of some sort (something you have), fine. Biometrics (something you are) is way better. A combo of any two seems to work well.
#13:
“just as likely as someone swapping your driver’s license number, eh?”
Yeah, but I can get a new pin or number, and the old one can be invalidated. Not so with my iris print. Someone gets a hold of that, and I’m screwed.
But the nightmare sitch I imagined was this:
Because biometrics are so unique and (supposedly) hard to fake, they will, in the minds of low-level gov’t officials, be then end-all means of identification. They can always fall back on, “your iris doesn’t match up to the DB, I’m not allowed to do anything” and punt you to their out box.
And then you circulate for months (years?) in the bureaucracy trying to convince people you’re really you.
I see biometrics being a difficult to fix single point of failure when the gov’t starts ID’ing you with them.
But yeah, you’re right, as long as the DB isn’t hacked, they’re a great way to ID. But the system will be hacked.
brm…You can be locked out, but there’s no way for someone else to be you. That’s better than current forms of authentication, by a huge factor, where faking happens daily.
#15:
You can be locked out.
Imagine a master database of identities (possibly maintained by the gov’t.) Every time someone needs to identify you, they check against this DB. It stores your name, and your iris print.
Someone hacks the DB or bribes someone to replace your iris print with their own. Now this new person correctly identifies as you, and you don’t. Maybe they swap you with someone else so that you identify as a wanted criminal. Or maybe they just remove your print from the DB, rendering you a non-person.
If we move to an ID system based on biometrics, and someone gets a hold of your print, and can replicate it, you’re screwed. There is no way to get a new iris, for example.
If a print is used in conjunction with ID numbers, as additional information, like a PIN, that’s different.
Right now, I have: a driver’s license, a CCW license, a passport, a social security card, a birth certificate, a student ID.
If someone hacks my driver’s license, no problem. I have all these other forms of ID, and I can be issued a new driver’s license number. And the stolen one can be marked fraudulent.
#15:
“but there’s no way for someone else to be you”
What I’m trying to say is that the only way your print is known to be ‘yours’ is because it’s matched up with your name in the database.
So replace the print associated with your name, and now someone else is ‘you.’
I don’t smile on my driver’s license.
Common this side of the ound.
I’m sure the “other” reason they
don’t want you to smile is so when
you get framed for domestic terrorism,
the main stream media’s Sunday talking heads will play their roll in the frame up and point out the “mean and emotionally vacant stare” you wear, even when you take “normal” pictures.
-Which of course, will count for 75% of the body of evidence in the case against you.
*rolling eyes*
-s
Won’t bother black men. They never smile for
photos.