Crazed man wanted to make love. Thought he was God!

Published on May 31st, 2009

Crazed man wanted to make love | Alberta | Edmonton Sun — It’s in the water, I’m sure of it.

Believing he was God, a crazed city man broke into a stranger’s home, announced he was her husband and said they were going to make love, court heard yesterday.

And after the half-naked victim fought off a nude Yvon Joseph Larocque and ran outside, he tackled her and tried to carry her back inside, Crown prosecutor Susan Kennedy said.

“The victim called out, ‘Help me, he is trying to rape me,’” Kennedy told provincial court Judge Marlene Graham.

Larocque, who defence lawyer Andre Ouellette will argue was legally insane at the time, testified voices in his head told him he was the Almighty.

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# 1 Gary, the dangerous infidel said, on May 31st, 2009 at 11:49 pm

Well, quite a few people claim that there is historical precedent for God Almighty taking human form. As the Creator, he has the absolute right to take human life for any reason he deems sufficient, so presumably he would also have the right to rape as well.

Frankly, I’m surprised the Creator hasn’t done this sooner.

# 2 Troublemaker said, on June 1st, 2009 at 2:13 am

My girlfriend always cries out “OH GOD!”

Does that count?

# 3 Jess Hurchist said, on June 1st, 2009 at 2:55 am

#1 Gary “As the Creator, he has the absolute right to take human life for any reason he deems sufficient”
How does that work then? I don’t remember agreeing to that clause. Surely only the owner has the absolute right to destroy a thing and even then I think there may be limits.

# 4 JoaoPT said, on June 1st, 2009 at 2:56 am

#1
He’s entitled to destroy his offspring?…Better send some Social Assistances over, then…

# 5 Nimby said, on June 1st, 2009 at 3:42 am

According to Alfie, it’s only a woman so no harm, no foul.

# 6 Dallas said, on June 1st, 2009 at 3:49 am

The summer heat is getting to the religious loonies.
Sheesh, wear a hat and sunscreen for crying out loud.

# 7 Mac Guy said, on June 1st, 2009 at 4:49 am

And some people wonder why I have a loaded pistol in my nightstand?

# 8 Gary, the dangerous infidel said, on June 1st, 2009 at 5:03 am

#3 & #4, you would have to ask someone infected with religion as to the logic of it. Since I still rely on my own innate sense of morality, I can only state this “godly right to kill” principle as it was relayed to me

# 9 deowll said, on June 1st, 2009 at 5:28 am

We can’t fix this. He is a danger to others and himself. Lock him up and don’t let him out.

# 10 Mr. Glum said, on June 1st, 2009 at 5:34 am

If you’re really the almighty, you don’t need voices to tell you.

# 11 HumongousEgo said, on June 1st, 2009 at 5:50 am

#6,

You think it’s summer in Calgary already? Har! You’re going to have to blame this particular bit of religious insanity on something else.

# 12 qb said, on June 1st, 2009 at 6:05 am

I once lived in Edmonton. This is par for the course. Nothing to see here, just move along.

# 13 MikeR said, on June 1st, 2009 at 7:23 am

QB – Note that even though the paper is the Edmonton Sun, the incident happened in Calgary. As an Edmontonian, all I can say is this is about what you’d expect out of Calgary.

# 14 Mr. Fusion said, on June 1st, 2009 at 7:32 am

#7, Mac,

And some people wonder why I have a loaded pistol in my nightstand?

Ummm, were you worrying about an intruder raping you? I assume you are aware that Alphie is posting up a storm on the “Abortion Doctor is Shot” post.

# 15 HumongousEgo said, on June 1st, 2009 at 7:59 am

#14

I assume you are aware that Alphie is posting up a storm on the “Abortion Doctor is Shot” post.

All the more reason to avoid it like the plague.

Unless you’re trying to stir up trouble, of course. Then, by all means…

# 16 ivandoga said, on June 1st, 2009 at 8:36 am

This is why you should have a clip(or two) blessed, That way you can give last rights, two to the head, two to the heart, and one the mouth. Blessing the gun is not needed, unless you fell you will have to beat them to death.

# 17 NancyDisgrace said, on June 1st, 2009 at 8:41 am

Did Brian David Mitchell make bail?

# 18 The Monster's Lawyer said, on June 1st, 2009 at 8:42 am

#2 Troubled – How do you know she always says that? Have you been watching us? kinky.

# 19 qb said, on June 1st, 2009 at 3:19 pm

MikeR, ha. Good on ya’.

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