Robot Construction…

Published on June 1st, 2009

Posted by hhopper in humor

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# 1 Misanthropic Scott said, on June 1st, 2009 at 10:55 am

How about any of these?

Now cough!
You have a polyp.
Motor Oil Enema
Shit Can
RoboFisting

# 2 otte-o said, on June 1st, 2009 at 10:55 am

Bite my shinny metal ass.

# 3 Amar said, on June 1st, 2009 at 10:55 am

No! The leg bone is connected to the thigh bone, NOT that one!

# 4 Misanthropic Scott said, on June 1st, 2009 at 10:56 am

This may be a bit obscure, but how about:

Can of Coke

# 5 HumongousEgo said, on June 1st, 2009 at 10:57 am

Even Robbie the Robot knows he needs an annual prostate exam. How about you?

# 6 Jägermeister said, on June 1st, 2009 at 10:59 am

From the documentary The Birth of Alfredone.

# 7 Angel H. Wong said, on June 1st, 2009 at 11:05 am

Dick Cheney getting ready to play as the Tin Man.

# 8 McCullough said, on June 1st, 2009 at 11:06 am

Cripes Robbie!….what have they been feeding you?

# 9 eddiedamonster said, on June 1st, 2009 at 11:13 am

I am bender. Please insert girder.

# 10 Gary, the dangerous infidel said, on June 1st, 2009 at 11:22 am

Whatever you do, DON’T pull his finger!

# 11 McCullough said, on June 1st, 2009 at 11:22 am

Robbie could barely contain his laughter as he thought about that massive tub of chili he had for lunch and the growling in his stomach…..

# 12 ECA said, on June 1st, 2009 at 11:27 am

this is weird..
WHAT is this, a NEW telescope??
OK, PULL that out…
Put your finger THERE!..

Awwwww!!!

# 13 brm said, on June 1st, 2009 at 11:46 am

Ok, how far up does this can of soup go?

# 14 Brian said, on June 1st, 2009 at 11:47 am

The birth of C3PO

# 15 Alfred1 said, on June 1st, 2009 at 11:48 am

Government Engineers designing the auto pilot for next generation GM 2 cylinder cars.

# 16 Alfred1 said, on June 1st, 2009 at 11:50 am

“Wow!” Jägermeister exclaimed, “its just like an abduction!”

# 17 BigBoyBC said, on June 1st, 2009 at 12:01 pm

Professor Jones, reminds his assistant once again, that Robo-bot’s ass bolt is metric not standard threads…

# 18 Ha Ha Ha said, on June 1st, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Hank and Steve discover that the Obama-bot has it’s mouth and anal circuts crossed wired, thus expaining why Obama-bots talk non-stop and are full of crap.

# 19 faxon said, on June 1st, 2009 at 12:08 pm

It will work now.

# 20 chuck said, on June 1st, 2009 at 12:10 pm

This historic photo, taken just a few minutes before Skynet became self-aware, and we all declared allegiance to our new robot overlords.

# 21 Patrick said, on June 1st, 2009 at 12:43 pm

With this new component he will no longer need a teleprompter to sound intelligent…

# 22 Alfred1 said, on June 1st, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Once Jägermeister is fully bent over, Mr Fusion and Bobbo look for the hidden sausage.

# 23 Lee said, on June 1st, 2009 at 12:53 pm

Bender: “Fix my shiny metal a$$!”

# 24 Ron Larson said, on June 1st, 2009 at 1:17 pm

Bender’s birth photos

# 25 Li said, on June 1st, 2009 at 1:26 pm

Prototype robot benderalpha2 has his shiny metal ass installed.

# 26 Breetai said, on June 1st, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Bender’s first colonoscopy

# 27 Raff said, on June 1st, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Danger! Will Robinson?

# 28 dcphill said, on June 1st, 2009 at 3:11 pm

New career
Robot proctologist
Could be a growing field.

# 29 Alfred1 said, on June 1st, 2009 at 3:18 pm

“Government Motors is well on the way toward overtaking Japan Inc in Robotics,” President Obama said to day.

# 30 Jägermeister said, on June 1st, 2009 at 3:22 pm

#29 – Alfredone

I know you’re blinded by your hatred, but would the other option be better… No GM? But in your eyes, anything that the Obama administration does is wrong… it’s part of your nature… HATE.

# 31 Duffy said, on June 1st, 2009 at 3:56 pm

“Alright, whose brilliant idea of us giving this thing a colonoscopy?”

# 32 Duffy said, on June 1st, 2009 at 3:57 pm

“Alright, whose brilliant idea was this for us giving this thing a colonoscopy?”

# 33 Number 6 said, on June 1st, 2009 at 4:25 pm

I can’t believe they think I’m a Robot

# 34 Alfred1 said, on June 1st, 2009 at 8:49 pm

[Off topic. - ed.]

# 35 Alfred1 said, on June 1st, 2009 at 8:53 pm

[Off topic. - ed.]

# 36 Hugh Ripper said, on June 1st, 2009 at 11:26 pm

Microsoft engineers looking for the next big breakthrough product.

# 37 Jägermeister said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 2:38 am

[Off topic. - ed.]

# 38 ECA said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 2:48 am

Awwww,,,
COUGH COUGH…

NOooo..not the Easel..

# 39 Alfred1 said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 5:33 am

Robo Jägermeister being prepped for service in the gay community.

# 40 NancyDisgrace said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 6:22 am

Super toys last all summer long.

Better explain this-a one.
Anyone remember the movie A.I.
Teddy the robotic Teddy Bear?
Teddys literal turn-on was a finger
in the butt.

# 41 Patrick said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 6:29 am

[Off topic. - ed.]

# 42 ddreese said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 10:09 am

“Bender, we found that TV remote you were looking for…”

# 43 ECA said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 10:16 am

for all the bender puns…

SO thats where my beer went..

# 44 Dale said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 11:02 am

“Tighten the left nut and slide that duct tape down there over a bit, would ya’?”

# 45 ECA said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 11:21 am

NO, NO, PLEASE dont remove it..
Im supposed to be anatomically correct…PLEASE Nooooo!!

# 46 Alfred1 said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Obama Motors Researchers Bobbo and Mr Fusion trying to determine the reason for certain aspects of their abduction experience.

# 47 Gaz said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 1:55 pm

“How was I to know he’d take “shove it up your ass” literally?”

# 48 Ha Ha Ha said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Gaz, you have my vote

# 49 Alfred1 said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 3:14 pm

Robo Bobbo learned sex in the city was pretty much what it was back on the farm.

# 50 Rich said, on June 2nd, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Technicians saved installation of the Curry Processing Unit for last as it was considered a very delicate procedure in the construction of the prototype “Splyf 1″ robot.

# 51 Alfred1 said, on June 3rd, 2009 at 1:49 am

Contrasting robotics in Japan and the USA, President Obama said the billions we have invested means in a few years: “We’ll bury them.”

# 52 Buzz said, on June 5th, 2009 at 12:05 am

Here’s the clog: tin poo. Mister, you’re going on a solder-free diet.

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