Comments on: The boy who would be a god

By: MaceBringer

MaceBringer — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:38:27 +0000

#21

If you’re not on YouTube, you don’t exist. Get thee away from me, false god!

(the usual maniacal laughter)

By: Mr. Fusion

Mr. Fusion — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 12:39:01 +0000

Mr wife worships me. Every night she gives me burnt offerings.

(drum roll)

Then she flails her arms about in frenzy about my ears in subservience.

(drums)

That and to swat that bug on my head.

(more drums)

She sprinkles gallons of water on my overheated body to cool my ardor.

(yup, another roll please)

Then to show her utmost respect, she makes my bed on the exalted couch in our esteemed living room so that I might not be enticed through the night by her feminine body.

(keep the drum going)

Isn’t being a god in someone’s eyes fun?

It’s OK folks, I’m here all week. You can buy a CD of my live performances in the lobby after the show for only $10.

By: Mr. Fusion

Mr. Fusion — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 12:17:17 +0000

http://tinyurl.com/lkmaw3

By: Thomas

Thomas — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 04:25:02 +0000

Yes, but will he still be able to dole out total consciousness to his caddies so that he can stiff them on the tip?

By: I was God first

I was God first — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:53:32 +0000

You’ll be laughing out the other side of your ass when I throw you into HELL!

By: McCullough

McCullough — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:51:24 +0000

Hey, I can’t wait for the reality show…..”I married the Dalai Lama”

This is going to kick some ass!!!!!

By: Now for something completely different

Now for something completely different — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:36:24 +0000

Silly people, you find your spiritual leader by old white men voting in secret and blowing black smoke out a chimney in a marble palace paid for by money stolen from raping and pillaging the heathen nations around you. I mean really, reincarnation…THAT’S just silly! As if some little Asian kid could be our spiritual leader, it’s obviously a Nazi youth with Prada shoes. Common sense!

Religions are insane childish superstitions which would be “cute” except too often in history their followers tend to kill or torture those who don’t agree with them.

FYI – This kid wasn’t supposed to be a god, just a reborn teacher. The West doesn’t seem to be able to distinguish between the eastern tradition of veneration and honor of an elder or teacher and ‘worship’ like we do with gods, so it all seems the same to us…but it’s not.

By: soundwash

soundwash — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:13:42 +0000

#10 – “representative government is just better”

LOL, while at one time that may have sounded like a good idea, given the [corrupted] turmoil most all representative governments are
in today, I have to ask:

Just who do you think they are representing?

-s

By: Jägermeister

Jägermeister — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:09:29 +0000

#12 – Special Ed

His ISP only supports 300 baud.

By: AlanaBay

AlanaBay — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:38:03 +0000

Guess it was hard to predict the power of rock and roll several millennia ago when lama selection procedures were set into play. Is it a coincidence that the Tibetan Buddhist were chased out of China around 1959 as Elvis was on the rise? I think not.

By: Special Ed

Special Ed — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:12:06 +0000

#3 – Seriously, you can’t find anything better to whine about? By some bandwidth you cheap fucktard.

By: Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection

Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:09:30 +0000

Man, these gods are some ungrateful little fucks.

By: Publius

Publius — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:47:42 +0000

This story is a case in point demonstrating why representative government, while sucky, is just better.

By: Improbus

Improbus — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:38:43 +0000

This just goes to show all “organized” religions are basically stupid, dishonest and false.

By: Jägermeister

Jägermeister — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:22:47 +0000

#7 – Dallas

LOL