Post Gazette – June 6, 2009:

At Penn Hills High School this morning, Chief Burton said, a student was walking up and down a hallway, using a cell phone. School policy permits students to have cell phones but not to use them during school except in emergencies, Chief Burton said.

A Penn Hills police officer told him to put the phone away and go to class.

“The kid refused to listen,” Chief Burton said. “The officer took him by the arm and said, ‘You have to go to the office.’ The student resisted, pushed the officer. The officer, defending himself, took out his stun gun and did a drive stun.”

Chief Burton said a drive stun involves pushing the Taser against a portion of the body and squeezing the trigger, thus immobilizing a portion of the body, such as the leg. He said this affects about a 2- or 3-inch area.

While on the floor, the student was still resisting and was placed in handcuffs, Chief Burton said. The student complained of a headache and dizziness and was taken to Forbes Regional Hospital.

Taser International’s argument is that Tasers are a safer alternative to guns. That’s certainly true, but sidesteps the entire issue. Does anyone seriously believe the officer would have used his gun in this instance?

Tell the student he’s suspended for using his cell phone, report it to the office, and then go about your business. How hard is that?

Arguing that “Tasers are safer than guns” is about as asinine as saying “Tasers are safer than anti-aircraft artillery.” That only makes sense when guns and anti-aircraft artillery are viable alternatives.

As Amodedoma brilliantly points out in the comments, apparently Tasers are not replacements for guns, they’re replacements for common sense!