By Uncle Dave Friday June 12, 2009
No, you really don’t want to know..
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SPRAY ON TAN.. TAN in a battle..
Her head was sticking out of the toaster.
As it turned out, fears about marrying ducks were incorrect, but marriage to bronze statues soon became the norm. BTW, do they still call this technique ‘Polish” notation? J/P=?
Sunni’s Russian mail order groom arrived straight from the Chernoble gymnasium
Corinthian leather
This fucking dyslexia sucks… We read “Max tan time: 52 minutes”, but it turned out to be 25 minutes.
This is what happens when the exo-skin on the Cyberdyne T1 reaches its expiration date.
“I’m not gay. Technically, she’s a she”
Photoshop
Spray on tan, spray on hair..
When I ask you to rub suntan oil on me at the pool are you sure you didn’t grab the brown shoe polish instead
Lisa told Bobby that the body building trip to North Korea was not a good idea.Fortunately they did not suffer any radiation sickness but something snapped in Bobys mind and he thinks he actually looks good while Lisa is changeing her name to Leon..
Politically Correct Americans
or (as Poster for NAACP)
“Every white wants to be black. We always knew it!”
“Organize Billion-men March against Tanning solutions! It is Putting Black Face all over again!”
I think we look HOT
I traded my lips for muscle.
Unknown to Smiley, that’s not Paris Hilton, but Perez Hilton in drag.
mmmm fake tan tastes just like chicken
OMG, the terminator really got through, but , alas, the only magazines that survived “armaggedon” were at a fitness parlour…
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No, you really don’t want to know..
[Comment deleted - Violation of Posting Guidelines. - ed.]
SPRAY ON TAN..
TAN in a battle..
Her head was sticking out of the toaster.
As it turned out, fears about marrying ducks were incorrect, but marriage to bronze statues soon became the norm.
BTW, do they still call this technique ‘Polish” notation?
J/P=?
Sunni’s Russian mail order groom arrived straight from the Chernoble gymnasium
Corinthian leather
This fucking dyslexia sucks… We read “Max tan time: 52 minutes”, but it turned out to be 25 minutes.
This is what happens when the exo-skin on the Cyberdyne T1 reaches its expiration date.
“I’m not gay. Technically, she’s a she”
Photoshop
Spray on tan, spray on hair..
When I ask you to rub suntan oil on me at the pool are you sure you didn’t grab the brown shoe polish instead
Lisa told Bobby that the body building trip to North Korea was not a good idea.Fortunately they did not suffer any radiation sickness but something snapped in Bobys mind and he thinks he actually looks good while Lisa is changeing her name to Leon..
Politically Correct Americans
or
(as Poster for NAACP)
“Every white wants to be black. We always knew it!”
“Organize Billion-men March against Tanning solutions! It is Putting Black Face all over again!”
I think we look HOT
I traded my lips for muscle.
Unknown to Smiley, that’s not Paris Hilton, but Perez Hilton in drag.
mmmm fake tan tastes just like chicken
OMG, the terminator really got through, but , alas, the only magazines that survived “armaggedon” were at a fitness parlour…