1. Robert Hamilton says:

    No, you really don’t want to know..

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  3. ECA says:

    SPRAY ON TAN..
    TAN in a battle..

  4. faxon says:

    Her head was sticking out of the toaster.

  5. John Paradox says:

    As it turned out, fears about marrying ducks were incorrect, but marriage to bronze statues soon became the norm.
     
    BTW, do they still call this technique ‘Polish” notation?
     
    J/P=?
     

  6. Larry says:

    Sunni’s Russian mail order groom arrived straight from the Chernoble gymnasium

  7. andrew says:

    Corinthian leather

  8. Jägermeister says:

    This fucking dyslexia sucks… We read “Max tan time: 52 minutes”, but it turned out to be 25 minutes.

  9. Mark T. says:

    This is what happens when the exo-skin on the Cyberdyne T1 reaches its expiration date.

  10. Dallas says:

    “I’m not gay. Technically, she’s a she”

  11. Somebody says:

    Photoshop

  12. ECA says:

    Spray on tan, spray on hair..

  13. PodcastBunker says:

    When I ask you to rub suntan oil on me at the pool are you sure you didn’t grab the brown shoe polish instead

  14. leestevens says:

    Lisa told Bobby that the body building trip to North Korea was not a good idea.Fortunately they did not suffer any radiation sickness but something snapped in Bobys mind and he thinks he actually looks good while Lisa is changeing her name to Leon..

  15. 888 says:

    Politically Correct Americans

    or
    (as Poster for NAACP)

    “Every white wants to be black. We always knew it!”

    “Organize Billion-men March against Tanning solutions! It is Putting Black Face all over again!”

  16. amarquart says:

    I think we look HOT

  17. righteous indignation says:

    I traded my lips for muscle.

  18. Alfred1 says:

    Unknown to Smiley, that’s not Paris Hilton, but Perez Hilton in drag.

  19. silentknight says:

    mmmm fake tan tastes just like chicken

  20. JoaoPT says:

    OMG, the terminator really got through, but , alas, the only magazines that survived “armaggedon” were at a fitness parlour…
     



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