While fatherhood might be far from the minds of most young men, behavior patterns they establish early on may impact their ability to become a dad later in life. Excessive laptop use tops this list of liabilities, according to one reproductive specialist at Loyola University Health System (LUHS).

“Laptops are becoming increasingly common among young men wired into to the latest technology,” said Suzanne Kavic, MD… “However, the heat generated from laptops can impact sperm production and development making it difficult to conceive down the road.”

Kavic recommends placing laptops on desktops to prevent damaging sperm and decreasing counts and motility. Other tips to protect male fertility include:

* Avoiding hot tubs

* Using boxers over briefs

* Refraining from ejaculating too frequently (the recommendation is to only engage in sexual intercourse every other day around ovulation)

* Avoiding exercise that can generate heat or trauma to the genital area

* Staying hydrated and limiting caffeine to no more than two cups per day

* Avoiding drugs and excessive alcohol use

RTFA to see all of her suggestions.

Just remember – follow all of them, who’d want to have children with someone as dull as you?




  1. hexskrew says:

    I dont have a hot tub.(but want one)

    I do use boxers over breifs.. thats just me though.

    Ejaculation.. crap. well fail on that one.

    Avoid exercise at all.. check..

    Caffene is my water.

    Drugs and alcohol.. Does highschool count?

    I think at this rate, I’ll never have kids.. heh. oh well :)

  2. amodedoma says:

    So let’s see, if I do all those things I won’t need a condom, right? Cause I’ve been doing all those things all my life and I’ve got 3 kids.
    Obviously, avoiding those things will only help someone whose sperm production is weak in the first place.

  3. RTaylor says:

    If you eat over 5000 calories a day, you will find a biological shelf magically appear to rest your laptop on. Then you have a bellytop. which places your gonads safely away from the heat. The only problem is you may find the need to use your gonads as intended greatly diminished. Either way the world is over populated.

  4. lynn says:

    #21, I would think that boxers over briefs would be very uncomfortable, not to mention creating even more heat.

  5. stunatra says:

    The comments here are the best thing about the article…the article on the other hand is horribly written and consists of ancient news.

  6. t0llyb0ng says:

    It’s like nobody ever heard of cushioned, heat absorbing lapdesk. No heat issues with that deal, & you don’t have to have your knees together.

  7. gquaglia says:

    If you’re using your laptop that much, something tells me you’re not getting laid anyway. Non problem.



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