Comments on: Morans Be Travelin’ This Summer http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/ General interest observations and true web-log. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:52:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Rabble Rouser http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/comment-page-1/#comment-1539064 Rabble Rouser Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:03:18 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50827#comment-1539064 Too bad the moran who saw the elephant didn't go whale watching, or he might have felt COMPLETELY inadequate. How could someone be stupid enough to think that there are no fish in the sea? Where do you think they swim? Perhaps now that she knows this, she will not swim in the ocean, because it's filled with fish poop! Oh, and the guy in the pic, telling morans to 'get a brian,' is a classic! Too bad the moran who saw the elephant didn’t go whale watching, or he might have felt COMPLETELY inadequate.

How could someone be stupid enough to think that there are no fish in the sea? Where do you think they swim? Perhaps now that she knows this, she will not swim in the ocean, because it’s filled with fish poop!

Oh, and the guy in the pic, telling morans to ‘get a brian,’ is a classic!

]]> By: Uncle Dave http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/comment-page-1/#comment-1538979 Uncle Dave Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:17:18 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50827#comment-1538979 #11: Rush? Greatest comedy act around today. While that definition may be correct, that's not where the meme came from. Check the link. #11: Rush? Greatest comedy act around today.

While that definition may be correct, that’s not where the meme came from. Check the link.

]]> By: Dubious http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/comment-page-1/#comment-1538977 Dubious Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:04:57 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50827#comment-1538977 moran (plural morans) An unmarried Maasai or Samburu warrior. Are they travelling together or separately? Uncle Dave must be a big fan of Rush Limbaugh! Quaint! moran (plural morans)
An unmarried Maasai or Samburu warrior.
Are they travelling together or separately?

Uncle Dave must be a big fan of Rush Limbaugh! Quaint!

]]> By: Canuck http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/comment-page-1/#comment-1538885 Canuck Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:15:46 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50827#comment-1538885 I lived about 50 miles from the US / Canada border in 1965. Every summer we would see these Americans drive past us with snow skis and toboggans on the roofs. I lived about 50 miles from the US / Canada border in 1965. Every summer we would see these Americans drive past us with snow skis and toboggans on the roofs.

]]> By: deej http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/comment-page-1/#comment-1538877 deej Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:53:08 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50827#comment-1538877 Nice to see some documentation illustrating that not all the morans reside in the States. Nice to see some documentation illustrating that not all the morans reside in the States.

]]> By: LibertyLover http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/comment-page-1/#comment-1538873 LibertyLover Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:42:34 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50827#comment-1538873 Score a "keyboard nasal spray" for PoppaBoner. Score a “keyboard nasal spray” for PoppaBoner.

]]> By: fpp2002 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/comment-page-1/#comment-1538872 fpp2002 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:41:10 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50827#comment-1538872 Last year, I was on a cruise, and one of the ports of call was Alexandria, in Egypt. Unfortunately, on the tour bus to the pyramids, there were these sisters from the US who were loud and obnoxious, and when told that only Egyptian pounds were accepted as currency in Egypt, they complained bitterly, "Well, NO ONE TOLD US WE HAD TO GET EGYPT MONEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Hello? Dumbasses? YOU'RE IN FREAKIN' EGYPT! Just to piss them off, I pulled out my wallet, full of Egyptian pounds, and counted it very obviously, right in front of them. Last year, I was on a cruise, and one of the ports of call was Alexandria, in Egypt. Unfortunately, on the tour bus to the pyramids, there were these sisters from the US who were loud and obnoxious, and when told that only Egyptian pounds were accepted as currency in Egypt, they complained bitterly, “Well, NO ONE TOLD US WE HAD TO GET EGYPT MONEY! THAT’S NOT FAIR!” Hello? Dumbasses? YOU’RE IN FREAKIN’ EGYPT!

Just to piss them off, I pulled out my wallet, full of Egyptian pounds, and counted it very obviously, right in front of them.

]]> By: Poppa Boner http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/comment-page-1/#comment-1538858 Poppa Boner Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:41:11 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50827#comment-1538858 “My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.” Dear Guest, You should have let him stick it in the pooper you dumb ass. Sincerely, Motel 6 “My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

Dear Guest,
You should have let him stick it in the pooper you dumb ass.

Sincerely,
Motel 6

]]> By: derspankster http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/comment-page-1/#comment-1538853 derspankster Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:13:17 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50827#comment-1538853 Unfortunately, I need not read a website for illustrations of idiocy amongst us. I see it every day. I wonder how some people actually get on with their lives. Not that I have disdain with them, more like pity. Unfortunately, I need not read a website for illustrations of idiocy amongst us. I see it every day. I wonder how some people actually get on with their lives. Not that I have disdain with them, more like pity.

]]> By: KMFIX http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/comment-page-1/#comment-1538852 KMFIX Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:11:30 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50827#comment-1538852 This is the reason why there should be a "Stupid Tax." This would go to a fund in which smart people would be compensated from after having to deal with the incredibly stupid. This is the reason why there should be a “Stupid Tax.” This would go to a fund in which smart people would be compensated from after having to deal with the incredibly stupid.

]]> By: Improbus http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/comment-page-1/#comment-1538845 Improbus Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:25:10 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50827#comment-1538845 To paraphrase Ben Kenobi, "Morans with be with us ... always." Sigh ... the stupid ... it burns. To paraphrase Ben Kenobi, “Morans with be with us … always.” Sigh … the stupid … it burns.

]]> By: acumen_123 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/comment-page-1/#comment-1538826 acumen_123 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:06:12 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50827#comment-1538826 <i>"...the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate”."</i> Good thing they didn't go whale watching. He might have fainted dead away, poor fella. “…the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate”.”

Good thing they didn’t go whale watching. He might have fainted dead away, poor fella.

]]> By: RTaylor http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/06/14/morans-be-travelin/comment-page-1/#comment-1538824 RTaylor Sun, 14 Jun 2009 13:56:59 +0000 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=50827#comment-1538824 Perhaps the bride saw the elephant and was disappointed, even given the size difference of the species. Perhaps the bride saw the elephant and was disappointed, even given the size difference of the species.

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