At the Beach

Published on June 17th, 2009

Posted by hhopper in humor

Extra points for identifying the guy in the photo.

Thanks Gasparrini.

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# 1 qb said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:04 am

I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.

(Does that count for points?)

[Very clever qb. - ed.]

# 2 Thargon said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:04 am

I claim Bono!

# 3 wirelessg said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:06 am

Bono adjusts boner.

# 4 Marc said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:08 am

“There comes a top-model, there comes one! Gotta make some adjustments.”

# 5 Robart said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:15 am

This guy is the average American middle class taxpayer on April 16th.

# 6 Grimbo said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:17 am

No. 1 wins hands down.

(hands down…. get it?)

# 7 The Warden said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:19 am

It’s the GWB loving* Paul David Hewson aka Bono.

*because GWB did more for Africa than any other lib ever did other than just talk about it. Even lefties like Bono realize that his own are full of crap.

# 8 TThor said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:21 am

Come on John! Why this pic? You want to be a paparazzi park space?
This is too much “real news” and simply evil. shit. Bono adjusting his, as everyone else would do… come on! This is too tabloid. Seriously!

[Hey, it's a humor feature, not news... and John didn't post it. - ed.]

# 9 ijsbrand said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:24 am

The hideously cold water made some search and rescue necessary.

# 10 Barack McCain said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:28 am

Never mind that; Heeeeellllooooo Mrs. MILFy Bono!

# 11 noname said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:28 am

1, … 1, …. 1, OMG 1, ….., WHERE IS IT, 1, ……, SHIT, 1, …….., HOPE NO ONE IS LOOKING, 1, ……………

# 12 ChristopherKoles said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:30 am

“Stuck in a Moment”

# 13 harold said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:31 am

I think it’s Robin Williams…

# 14 Netpuppet said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:45 am

Is that a Bono in your pants, or are just happy to see me?

# 15 The Monster's Lawyer said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:47 am

“There was shrinkage!!!!” ~ George Castanza

# 16 Kelvington said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:50 am

Brian Cranston finally remembered where he had been hiding his left over stash from the wrap party on “Breaking Bad”

# 17 skunkman62 said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:52 am

#1
after reading the 1st comment, rest became lame attempts at humor.

# 18 pedro said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:54 am

I think the girl did it Pro Bono.

# 19 soundwash said, on June 17th, 2009 at 6:00 am

“Bloody shrinkage”

I think it looks like Robin Williams too. I knew Robin back in the early 80’s when he used to perform at Catch a Rising Star on !st avenue (I lived across the street)

he came up a few times with a mutual friend wearing jogging shorts..the dude had huge thighs and a lot more hair on’em.

can’t tell the size in this pic, and the hair is gone..(?) -other than that, that’s who popped in my head the sec i saw the pic..

-s

# 20 hhopper said, on June 17th, 2009 at 6:06 am

If that was Robin Williams, there would be one hell of a lot more body hair.

# 21 Video Elephant said, on June 17th, 2009 at 6:33 am

Funny comments until #7. Is it necessary to politicize and ruin every little thing?

# 22 Mr Anderson said, on June 17th, 2009 at 6:42 am

found my nano nano gnads

# 23 Thinker said, on June 17th, 2009 at 7:36 am

At least its one rock star whos actually *seen* with his wife!

# 24 sacA said, on June 17th, 2009 at 7:39 am

[Comment deleted - Violation of Posting Guidelines. - ed.]

# 25 The Marshal said, on June 17th, 2009 at 7:42 am

People like “the warden” #7 have no useful purpose in life and should probably just get it over with and off themselves.

# 26 amodedoma said, on June 17th, 2009 at 8:28 am

Is it just me or does this guy look nothing at all like Bono? I think Harold hit it, unless Bono recently had a nose job and a tire installed.

# 27 Buzz said, on June 17th, 2009 at 8:50 am

Found it! Why couldn’t you find it?

# 28 uberwhack said, on June 17th, 2009 at 8:56 am

Oh crap, I think one of those candiru fish just swam up my urethra.

# 29 jbellies said, on June 17th, 2009 at 8:59 am

Generically …

“At least the wife will have to believe my story when I tell her how I got these crabs.”

# 30 brm said, on June 17th, 2009 at 9:28 am

#1 is best, and everyone else is not funny.

# 31 amodedoma said, on June 17th, 2009 at 10:15 am

Mork and Mindy – the Autumn Years

# 32 ECA said, on June 17th, 2009 at 10:49 am

oh where’
oh where’
has my little dog gone’
oh where’
o where can it be…

=================================

That water is so cold, I got an IN-NY..

# 33 Rick's Cafe said, on June 17th, 2009 at 10:56 am

hmmmm, wonder if this crab is big enough to eat?

# 34 iamcrazy said, on June 17th, 2009 at 10:56 am

Just looking for my sun glasses.

# 35 mr. show said, on June 17th, 2009 at 10:59 am

Is his name Pat McCrotch?

# 36 Ron Larson said, on June 17th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

Robin Williams looks like he is wearing a sweater when on the beach.

# 37 Hmeyers said, on June 17th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

Is this unusual? I have to make adjustments all the time.

Her head was turned the other way, I’d say he did it discretely.

# 38 ECA said, on June 17th, 2009 at 3:36 pm

keys, coins, can opener, Leatherman, wallet, rubber duck, game console,….What am I missing?

# 39 flyingevlis said, on June 17th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

put your hands down my and pants and i’ll bet you’ll feel nuts!

# 40 Uncle Patso said, on June 17th, 2009 at 7:54 pm

Where is that phone?

# 41 Pete said, on June 17th, 2009 at 8:00 pm

So is it a)Bono, b)Robin Williams, or c)somebody else???

# 42 Yet Another Dave said, on June 17th, 2009 at 11:26 pm

It’s Bono in St. Barts in April according to a celebrity blog. Pretty funny though.

# 43 HM said, on June 18th, 2009 at 4:32 am

There is nothing like a great grab for the jiggly bits.

# 44 gmknobl said, on June 18th, 2009 at 9:31 am

Robin Williams! What ARE you playing with?

# 45 Late to the party said, on June 18th, 2009 at 2:31 pm

If she won’t do it… I will!

# 46 Theemy said, on June 18th, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Eurotrash

# 47 Gasbag said, on June 18th, 2009 at 9:52 pm

God that water was cold now come here U2

# 48 Talkative Talker said, on June 18th, 2009 at 10:02 pm

Bono’s New Cause: testicular cancer awareness.

# 49 gropey said, on June 18th, 2009 at 10:38 pm

Damn….shrinkage

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