There have been a number of commenters who have impersonated other commenters on Dvorak Uncensored. You will be warned once and the next time you will be banned. If someone impersonates you, just leave a comment. It’s not necessary to leave multiple comments.
Ed’s response to me in post #16
“How hard is it to come up with a unique name?”
Not hard, but then since people seem to use post numbers for replies here, I’ve just used my first name assuming it wasn’t that big of a deal.
“Unfortunately John C. Dvorak allows all you guys to comment without having to register. If you had to register to comment, like on Cage Match, this wouldn’t happen… ever. – ed.”
My point exactly.
Hey! Nobody impersonated ME! Is there something wrong with me??
I thought I had a fairly unique name but who knows these days. I’m not nearly as clever as I was 30 years ago. I don’t believe I was impersonated but if I was I’m sorry for the pain you caused yourself.
How could anyone even attempt to impersonate Alfred1? You’d have to be a total douchebag? While there are a few here that have come close, this human shit stain is in a class by himself.
If you came in here and just acted like an asshole, would that be impersonating Alfred? I don’t want to get banned from here, my prayer group enjoys hearing about some of these stupid fuckers.
#46 – Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection – If you came in here and just acted like an asshole, would that be impersonating Alfred?
LMAO!!
Jägermeister, no one impersonated you because that would be self defeating…
Who wants to impersonation someone who can’t count to twenty without taking his shoes off?
Jägermeister, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
That’s right, just lift the tin foil hat a bit…it will come to you….
It must be hard, Jägermeister, even impersonators who don’t know you, don’t like you.
#39. Thanks. This is about what I thought. The data of course can be faked or just completely obfuscated. They got my location to the nearest hundred miles which I assume is a network hub somewhere and the IP is right because I’ve never bothered to try and hide who I am.
I may need to spend some time checking out my browser. It seems the default in Firefox is to accept third party cookies. Not a good move with me. I can only assume Firefox makes money off that setting.
#48 Jägermeister can count to 21 by taking his pants and shoes. Could you make it to 20? 20.5?
(Like shooting fish in a barrel)
#50 Jägermeister’s only friend speaks…I feel beaten…with wet lettuce…
Still believe Cheerios are doughnut seeds?
Hmm, doughnuts get mentioned again…
I wasn’t aware this was a problem, hadn’t even seen the “spam complaining about it” –
— but –
that post allegedly from Alfred1 was the most surrealistic thing I’ve seen outside a Dali or Picasso or Bosch painting since the 70s! I thought I was having an acid flashback! (Never having had one before, I wasn’t sure…) I can’t find it now, instead where I thought it was is something else (a “You’re banned” notice). I’d have to say there was NO danger that anyone thought it was really from him, which actually mitigates it in a way.
Was that from published poetry? Anyone recognize it?
#52 Uncle Patsy…I liked you when we first met…but you talked me out of it.
Gotta go…I’d like to finish reading your post…but isn’t there enough ignorance inthe world already?
Hey Ed. No more problems. I can confirm the poster who posed as Alfie1 will no longer be writing. He inserted his head into the microwave one time too many. RIP.
Aaaaah. Someone impersonated Alfred. That’s why I didn’t learnt about it.
$55 Jägermeister has impersonator envy, but he is not seeing this correctly…
Its self defeating to post as Jägermeister.
#56, Alphie
It looks like Alphie is winning here. In fact you are way ahead.
Poor Alfed1 is taking a beating in here too…
smile for the camera!!
I like the idea of being able to change your handle to someting unique to fit the subject or a string of a few words…lets not gitmo nation over this and start to have to register.. kinda defeats the purpose of the free blogging experience.. Someone will always ruin things for everyone… lets punish the culprit not the entire team…and yes it seems we are a growing family..and we follow each other around the differnt subject matters…
But Poor Alfie got it in here too… I did not expect to see that…
Goood to debate with ya boys… riding on the short bus…or am I hunting with Dick Cheney today…
So is it going to be the young or the old and fat Elvis?
Uncle Patso, it was beat poetry.
RTaylor, Fat Elvis is alive. He’s living in a menage a trois in Saskatoon with Joni Mitchell and Neil Patrick Harris. I saw him outside of a 7-11 there one day.
Alfred1 said “Gotta go…”. Library is closing.
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