No Agenda #106 – Now On Cage Match

The following is newsworthy…but may be irrelevant to the podcast…

A comedian actually made some Obama jokes:

“Did you hear President Obama had to cancel his press conference today? Got his halo stuck in a TelePrompTer!”

“President Obama said he’s unlike all those other presidents we’ve ever had, and he’s right. What other president in American history could fit in at both an NAACP dinner and a KKK rally?”

“Did you hear Newsweek editor Evan Thomas said Obama was like God? In related news, the American Medical Association recommended that journalists covering the President should see their doctors for regular prostrate exams.”

“The Obamas held their first open-to-the-public Easter Egg Hunt today. Thirty thousand guests hid their wallets around the White House grounds for Timothy Geithner to find!”

“In related news, the Obama Administration seized millions of dollars from the accounts of online poker players. Strangely enough, they were all corporate executives who canceled junkets to Vegas on the President’s recommendation. Just goes to show, the house always wins!”

“First Lady Michelle Obama was seen walking around London today wearing a stuffed orange snake around her waist. In related news, former GM Chairman Rick Wagoner was spotted walking around Detroit wearing his ass for a hat.”

“Jimmy Carter was honored by the Palestinians today for his support in helping them toward independence. In this Fourth of July spirit, Hamas revelers set off fireworks on Israel.” (I know that wasn’t about Obama. Just mixing it up, like a good sit-down comedian should. Besides, one Carter’s as good as another when it comes to comedy!)

“Well, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright is back in the news again. Said ‘them Jews’ won’t let him in to see Obama. Seems the Good Reverend is going to unusual lengths to get an audience with his former parishioner. He was last seen roosting like a chicken on the White House fence.”

“Former Obama associate William Ayers is back in the news. Seems he was barred from entering Canada over a forty-year old felony conviction. Fortunately, he was able to catch a ride back with Janet Napolitano, who was just barred from Canada for felony idiocy.”

“As you all know, the President promised to find new homes for the Chinese Uighur detainees at Gitmo. Four are now in Bermuda, and another thirteen will be soon be sent the island paradise of Palau. In related news, the Taliban and Al Qaeda reported a recent upsurge in recruits.”

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jtsimpson/2009/06/21/did-you-hear-the-one-about-president-obama/

You pay no state income taxes in TN which most likely saved this guy several million a year and Nashville is in just about the center of the country. That makes it a short trip to or from just about anywhere else in the lower 48. Property values are saner than in many locations. Oh yeah, the state actually has a balanced budget. He could have paid for his daughter’s career just off the money he saved by moving to Nashville.

John, If it isn’t funny if somebody says it about your wife and your daughter back off.

Late night talk show hosts making off color jokes about 14 year old girls and sexiest sleaze bag jokes about their mother deserve what they get and the people that laugh at those jokes and try to support them are tarred with the same brush.

Good to hear the President promoting mediocrity – “it’s not always about succeeding, but it’s about always trying”

Woohoo,

Crackpot is back! more Crackpot, less Buzzkill.

(until now, i thought someone “got to youz” after that brief hiatus. overnight, you went from bleeding edge to butter knife)

welcome back

-s