Jobs spotted leaving Apple with Men in Black

Published on June 23rd, 2009

Posted by Eideard in Business, Technology

Apple Chief Executive Steve Jobs showed up for work on Monday and was spotted leaving the main corporate campus in Cupertino, California, a Reuters witness said.

Speculation had mounted in past days that Jobs had returned to the company he co-founded more than 30 years ago, and emerged after a nearly six-month medical leave.

On Monday, he was seen leaving the main Apple building in Cupertino, California and getting into a black car alone that was then driven off by men in black suits with ear-pieces.

We all knew the Truth is Out There – somewhere in Cupertino…

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# 1 faxon said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 6:09 am

Ain’t American Medicine great?

# 2 ArianeB said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 6:20 am

So you are saying Steve Jobs is an alien?

Hah! I knew it!

# 3 RTaylor said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 6:30 am

I’ve known several people that died on a liver transplant waiting list. Is it just me, or does it seem odd that the rich and famous seem to get livers quickly. I wonder if a new Steve Jobs cancer wing is in coming to this facility? Yes I know the law, and protocols but then all laws and regulations seem to be getting bent a lot lately. If the man didn’t seem to be a filthy rich overbearing arrogant asshole I may not have made this comment.

# 4 chuck said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 7:14 am

I assume both MIBs are donor-compatible with Jobs, in case he needs some parts swapped out while he’s on the road.

Mac users need to carefully examine their license agreements before clicking “I agree”. In particular read the section about Apple’s right to your blood, DNA and organs.

# 5 sargasso said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 8:10 am

#4. checking that out, right now.

# 6 bill said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 8:11 am

Life is unfair! Get over it!
(Remember to floss!)

# 7 Luc said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 8:12 am

So that’s the whole of this news: Jobs was seen getting into a car. Yawn.

# 8 bill said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 10:58 am

Alien technology! I knew it!
I like it!

# 9 hhopper said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 11:40 am

I smell a movie in here somewhere.

# 10 KMFIX said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 11:48 am

I’m betting he’s been turned into a cyborg. Those men in black are from DARPA.

# 11 brm said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 12:21 pm

Secret service agents. Jobs is being tapped by Obama for a cabinet position.

# 12 rectagon said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Is he pulling a Howard Hughes?

# 13 Zybch said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 1:48 pm

Who the FUCK cares?

Except for apple stockholders, who are insane anyway and who will never sell their stocks because they would see that action as a betrayal of their almighty god, Jobs.

# 14 Hugh Ripper said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 6:54 pm

That was the ‘other’ Steve Jobs.

# 15 faxon said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 7:29 pm

Steve Jobs is a national treasure. Nobody has any right to criticize him in any way.

# 16 qb said, on June 23rd, 2009 at 8:29 pm

The whole thing is getting a little creepy.

# 17 Uncle Patso said, on June 24th, 2009 at 9:09 pm

I sincerely wish Mr. Jobs good health, long life and continued influence in the world of technology and design.

As Leo Laporte pointed out in an episode of This Week in Tech a few months ago, Jobs was instrumental in three modern tech revolutions: the birth of the Apple II kicked the personal computer revolution into high gear, with further kicks coming from the NeXT and the Mac; then Apple wrested the portable music player business away from Sony; and they now dominate the smart phone market. I look forward to whatever is next!

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